I've had a bottle of Sand & Sable in my Amazon cart for about a month (because people online said it's the closest smelling thing to Tropical Splash Barbie from 1994) and now I'm referencing it in this chapter and no longer have a choice not to buy it.
Unsurprising Update: this stuff does NOT AT ALL smell like the Tropical Splash Barbie of my memory. It smells like an old woman. Returned.
That’s what I get for trusting people on the internet 😭
















