Well Look Who's Laughing Now

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[kylosren]

iconic

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[buzzfeed]

*sweats nervously*

[piercedshut]

Reasons why ive been asked to leave class

i said that the government was a bunch of dick heads and we should all just set the white house on fire and kept calling students who tried to defend the government “dick heads in training”

brought 6 whole pizzas in their boxes to class and was blocking the view of students

I kept sneezing during a lecture

Got really mad at some guy who wouldnt shut the hell up behind me and was flirting with some girl so i told him to shut the fuck up and she doesnt want to suck your dick and to take his frat boy ass and move.

Was signing dirty words and funny shit to my deaf friend and making him laugh. But because he’s deaf he didnt realize how loud he was being. so we both got asked to leave

poured water on some kids test after i was done with mine because i saw him copying off me the whole time.

Kept cussing too much during a socratic seminar about censorship to prove a point. and when they got mad at me i said “You trying to censor my words?”

made toast

had a dog in my backpack and said i had to take him to the vet after the class and didnt have time to run home and get him. he puked on the floor. which is why he had to go to the vet.

[piercedshut]

wait i forgot the time i made a shirt with my professors face on in and the moment i walked in and before i even sat down he pointed to the door and said “for gods sake can we have one day without this shit?”

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

if you don't ship jar jar/kylo ren get the fuck outta my face

[euclase]

Missandei, drawn in PS.

[thehappysorceress]

Doc and Cap by Jesse Toves

[cheskamouse]

I accept this head canon.

Update.

2015, Cap is still working out the Avengers, him an Tony have worked out a dynamic that actually works between them. but some new oddity has cropped up, they call in expert and in walks Dr.Jones… who has not aged.

Cap, stunned: “indiana?!… how?”

Indi, glad to see his old drinking buddy, “You know the grail myth?.. yea, not a myth.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I would soooooooo read/watch a crossover story about Captain America and Indiana Jones teaming up for an adventure together :D

[jadenite]

I keep getting stuck on the idea that they might not get anything done because they’d try to one-up each other in terms of on-the-fly plans and how many ridiculous ways they can defeat nazis.

[cakeisnotpie]

Well, damn it. Now I need a fic.

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[james-a-caster]

this is pretty fucking funny

[squirreldeer]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Truly a Christmas miracle. 

[kadytheredpanda]

Guy: ….Hail Satan

Snowmen: Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!…

Guy: *laughs*

[awrogersno]

someone mixed adele and the civil war trailer and it’s even more sad that i thought it’d be

[metalhearted]

I don’t think it exists?

[metalhearted]

whats new zealand btw

[jaidefinichontv]

[blanchesetfieres]

[decadentdeath]

Europe is butts. Got it. 

[im-just-a-reaction]

[meladoodle]

*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up...  by laughing at a "Your Mom" joke

So about a month ago, I taught a JA (Junior Achievement) class at a local elementary school. I’m an education major, so I figured this would be good experience. I taught the same lesson to 5 different 5th grade classes throughout the day, and it was about creating a new product and giving a sales pitch.

Towards the end of the day, I had a class that was rather rowdy, so I made sure to really watch over them and get involved in their projects. I stopped by one group of boys and was intrigued by their drawing. I asked what they were making, and one boy said, “It’s a giant roller coaster!”

Awesome! Creativity! As I was about to give them a compliment on their project, one of the other boys looks at me and says, “Yeah! Giant just like Ryan’s mom!” He pointed at Ryan, and Ryan looked at me with the saddest of eyes, hoping that the boy would be reprimanded. Instead of being an adult, I FUCKING LOST IT. I laughed so hard, right in front of Ryan. Ryan proceeded to bawl his eyes out and start hitting his head off of his desk.

I just walked away and told the actual teacher that he was having some sort of meltdown and stayed away from that group for the rest of their class.

Tl;dr: Laughed at a 5th grade “your mom” joke, made kid cry instead of being an adult, avoided kid rest of the day.

[peenslaya]

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

[odditymall]

The Pooch Selfie is a ball holder for your smart phone so that your dog stares at your phone while taking better selfies.

http://odditymall.com/pooch-selfie-phone-ball-holder

[thyrell]

ITS LIKE A SELFIE STICK BUT IMPORTANT