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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

skingrad

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

vmprblood

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

just4g1rlyth1ngs777

listening to songs my younger self used to love is the closest i’ll ever get to a time machine

#the kids arent alright and jet pack blues by fob were big for me when i was 15 #and when i listen to them now they are just as good but in a whole new way. and i see how my life is the same in so many ways #they almost remind me that i havent changed at all because i still love them 10y later

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

kushblazer666

deodorantdenier

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

the-timewatcher

like this

prokopetz

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

leggywormy

It's end of May, yall know what that means

wordfather

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

wordfather

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

#immediately putting it on repeat

rottencore

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

thehummingbirdsmatter

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

honeybeesintheimpala

Castiel made this meme

llamascanbepurple

Everyone remember to leave a pack of instant ramen out tonight for Justin Timberlake

thegreatyin

the hubble telescope is so iconic u don't understand. i love her so much.... she's like a pop star to me

thegreatyin

her birthday is today btw. everybody say happy birthday to her right fucking now

thegreatyin

this isn't a joke, to clarify. the anniversary of the hubble telescope's launch is 4/25. she turns 35 today. go appreciate her

thegreatyin

you know what hubble has done for us?? hubble has given us so much. hubble is the telescope that took All of these pictures. she is so iconic and so powerful and so good at her job <3 <3 <3 we love women in stem!!!!!