Obsessive Writer

21. English&Creative writing student. always bored.

[best-of-memes]

[celero-loves-dragons]

in this house we stan al

[pocket-dragon]

TFW  you wanna kiss a cute girl but her pet weasel hates you

[arrghigiveup]

This is so precious oh my god. There’s more under the cut. Also click HERE for full-sized pics and also a vid of a chicken screaming at the wind XD 

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[fiovske]

tell me im wrong

[ruinedchildhood]

[education]

(Source)

”When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Do not go over your vineyard a second time or pick up the grapes that have fallen. Leave them for the poor and the alien. I am the LORD your God….”

— Leviticus 19:9-10

[swtdgirl]

I know farmers that do this, I used to live in an area where fruit trees grew, on the road we lived, the trees on the edge by the road were always left for the neighbors and travelers to pick, and when my mom taught me how to make jam, we went to buy peaches from the neighbors stand, when he found out why, he refused to sell, but invited us to pick the freshly fallen fruit from his orchard, to take as much as we wanted by the bucket load so it was not wasted and make a mess he had to clean up, as he couldn’t sell the ground fallen fruit for health inspector reasons. We made loads and shared it with our neighbors.

[softpeachydarling]

Without capitalism, humans are naturally inclined to share with and care for others. There’s more than enough to go around as long as people aren’t greedy.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

It’s also better for the environment. Before people were so obsessed with getting the full use out of land, there were hedgerows at the edges of fields. Hedgerows protect the land from weather based soil erosion and keep the wildlife safe and healthy.

[fireladyazula]

#a badass

[down-sizing-redux]

Never forget the time Toph Beifong was the first person ever to bend a material previously believed to be unbendable and she did it out of pure spite.

[carolinskyy]

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

[memes-that-get-reported]

[art--woonz]

Sea Glass By IG: @seaglass_takechan

takipçi hilesi Pinterest: @artwoonz

[goblinblogging]

Eat?

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

for to eat????????

[hollowedskin]

cronch

[unpretty]

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

[unpretty]

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

[unpretty]

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

[unpretty]

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

[radiodark]

Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life

[radiodark]

BRIAN

[defira85]

The Mighty Nein: look, we made a friend!

Matt Mercer: you’ve fucked up a perfectly good nemesis is what you’ve done. Look at them, they’re yearning.

[zohbugg]

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

[zohbugg]

much better

[everythingstarstuff]

[amarantheia]

This last episode definitely delivered and I’m in love with Veth’s epic final form.

[bunjywunjy]

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

[bunjywunjy]

behold…. a Bastard

[lectorel]

Cat OS running on mouse hardware.

[xekstrin]

they also howl! 

[okami-zero]

Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.

[bunjywunjy]

I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags

[doomedvoyages]

i mean im no expert on tudor fashion and the witcher just loves to blend time periods for inspiration but jaskier’s costumes are clearly extremely tudor influenced and given that on like, a formal occasion Jaskier does seem to wear his doublet laced closed like doublets are supposed to be (tho it looks like it’s maybe fastened rather than laced? idk man im not a costumer i just love historical fashion)

the fact that most of the rest of the time he’s going around with his doublet unlaced to show his cute embroidered undershirt (i looked up if it had a specific name in tudor fashion and like it does it’s called a chemise which im used to meaning ‘women’s underwear’ for most of modern fashion history, and chemises don’t often have embroidery and embellishments because like, they’re not meant to be seen, altho it’s not uncommon for wealthier people)

he’s essentially wearing the equivalent of the unbottoned shirt to show a cute lacy bralette underneath

[doomedvoyages]

i thought about this again and it cracked me up fuck all yall im hilarious

[assassinofroses]

Why would you hide this in the tags??