Ya Boi Andy

he/him they/them, trans, gay, 24, and artist/writer. maybe art or writings will go here as well as some youtube posts me and a friend will be making probably. Uh, yeah. That's it. by

[itsmarmieee]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked gemini” yeah well I asked Darry Curtis and he said you need to use your head

[mysoulwastakenbythefandoms]

give me carl who hates his body now. give me fics of carl dealing with the horror of the bedlam bride tattoo. give me carl who can't bear to look at his chest without remembering how he pulled out his friends eye. fics of carl who can't look in mirrors bc he sees his father and he sees asher and his mother, both ppl he couldn't protect from his dad who he looks so much like. give me fics of carl who stares at his hands in disgust for all the blood he spilt. give me carl who mourns growler gary and quan che when he looks at his arms. carl who feels such utter disgust at himself for letting bea do everything she did. Carl who still mourns everyone he's killed. carl who hates himself for letting the ai objectify him but can't stop it. give me carl who hates himself, i beg of you.

[itsclydebitches]

DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.

Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.

Ah well. No guy's perfect!

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Dungeon Crawler Carl has no business being as moving as it is

C-list character: I fixed the pet show

Me, 1am, tears streaming down my face: you don't mean that

[lgbtqiatext]

[writerxwren]

[chubs-deuce]

WARNING: FLASHING, BRIGHT COLORS

I had a vision I couldn't get out of my head-

[violettressedd]

this pride month it's more important than ever to remember that we owe so much of our community's progress to the activism of black trans women

so, in the midst of all this insane legislation and discrimination, read up on our history if you haven't already!! learn about the people who fought for us. it's crucial to our survival that we educate ourselves.

stay safe and honor the people that got us here <3

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[dalekdork]

IT JUST WONT DIE IT KEEPS COMING BACK

[cinderisbored]

THIS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD 🍞 🙌. CONTINUE MY BRETHREN SPREAD THE GAY AGENDA 🏳️‍🌈

[fae-of-the-wild]

I have an idea for an AU for no dungeon DCC:

Carl does in fact take Donut when he leaves and he starts using social media to pay for her. We still get the Princess Posse! They would do numbers on social media. Ex-military man who has a cat that sits on his shoulder, not to mention his voice, if he could gain a little traction he could make bank to pay for Donut.

He absolutely should do a follow me on “Donut’s Journey into the Dungeon” aka the outside on a leash. We could definitely translate some of the mobs into irl stuff. Like the Goblins are children. Rats are squirrels and the like she tries to chase.

Eventually Carl makes enough to quit his current job and take Donut hiking for content.

We still can have Donut and Carl meeting their friends. Maybe the Meadow Lark crew is outside and see Carl walking Donut and they get know each other from there. Carl gets new friends and Donut has some many more people to pet her!

On a trip into the dungeon, Donut bolts off and finds baby Mongo, a bird of prey chick that has fallen out of the nest and broken a wing. She decides this her baby now. She’s very displeased when the rehab people Carl calls take Mongo away.

Katia gets met via online (look the cats silly adventures make her feel better through this awful time in her life) and eventually in person on a trip where Carl films Donut hiking in other countries.

Baptista send a fan mail package that has silver vine and catnip teas for Car and Donut with every clear instructions on how to prepare them. Carl says this the only tea he has ever liked.

Mordecai is a veteran living in the same building as Carl. He and his brother went into the military to pay for college. He gets to study fungi. He kinda adopts Carl as a little sibling/cousin. He occasionally will go on the hiking with them and he will point out what mushrooms are and are not safe for human and animal consumption.

Odette is still a talk show host. And she has them on the show a couple of times. She gives solid advice about how to deal with the fame and money.

Beatrice is furious that Carl is being a successful pet influencer. And when all of her atrocities come to light, oh that does not look good for her.

AI is being creepy in the comments about Carl’s bare feet of course.

[queersightings]

being into top gun is so embarrasing because how do i explain that this military propaganda movie has dynamics that rom-coms wish they had

[irradiatedsnakes]

you cant just say that man

[literallyidontwannadothis]

I think I know who they got it from

[depsidase]

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[wolfythewitch]

rough jontim animatic as a little treat

[unfortunate-songbird]

I love Sasha and Tim from Magnus archives because your first impression of who the chaotic one is obviously Tim “statement of Joe spooky” stoker because he’s goofy silly and makes jokes about burning down the archives BUT he’s actually the most normal one of the lot

he’s just a guy with a background in publishing and some horrifying trauma who likes workplace banter

meanwhile Sasha “reliable down to earth nerd” James goes around stalking her coworkers and calling her boss out for lying about his age in front of HIS boss (she knows his real age because she hacked into his files. for fun presumably) completely unrepentant

she also was like “okay yeah weird hand monster at my local cafe I will go to a secondary location (graveyard) with you and kill a man why not” completely alone and presumably without telling anyone where she was going??

Tim is the impulse control in their friendship believe it or not he just typically chooses to be her hype man rather than exercise common sense