the real life sunglasses emoji

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[hakkidotcom]

'no one understands me' STOP. 8 BILLION ALIVE PEOPLE. 15 THOUSANDS YEAR OF HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEONE HAS FELT WHAT YOURE FEELING

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[sickdelights-deactivated2023091]

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

[duckdotcom]

gonna dox the pope

[duckdotcom]

Vatican

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

[kosmogrl]

[smnvc]

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[eightiesandninetiesanime]

Hokuto No Ken 1986

[cannibalchicken]

[bug-in-space]

[clonepa]

you look like a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up

[animentality]

[kristina100000]

a heartbroken girl somewhere in america: fuck my entire life

me: dont say that. many beautiful porches to sit on and beers to drink

[memorycycle]

people can meet eachother in dreams by taking the same number of melatonin gummys its like radio frequencies. if anyone wants to hang out ill be on gummy 148

[teadrunktailor]

Finally got to use my trout cookie cutter. Seasons greetings, my good dudes. 🙌