Ye Be Warned, Here There Be Monsters, Or Whatever

A Man Said to the Universe By Stephen Crane A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.”

[lunaeregia]

why all marvel posters look exactly like this

[weirdness-is-good]

[cutest-animals-here]

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

[just-shower-thoughts]

A reality show could easily be made where flat earthers are offered $1,000,000 to the first one who finds the edge of the earth.

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

[ysr715]

God tier right here

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Everyone needs to get on this guy’s level

[yeehawlw]

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

[honeybee-fuzz]

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

[jessicacapshaw]

[cursedcatimages]

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @gudim_public

Instagram: @artwoonz

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[jhameia]

capybara as symbol of matriarchy

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

[venusflwr]

why did it take me so long to realize?

[benchowmein]

me vague posting on Facebook when my friends and family won’t give me a $1500 cash gift for my wedding

[cursedcatpictures]

w Ör k

[princesstigerbelle]

Hacker voice:

I’m in

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Hollow rock turns into a router full of survival info when you build a fire beside it

Keepalive is Aram Bartholl’s fake hollow boulder in the woods of Neuenkirchen, Germany. It conceals a thermoelectric generator that powers a router configured to serve documents related to wilderness survival. The router switches on if the rock is sufficiently warmed, say by a blazing campfire adjacent to it.

It’s based on Piratebox, a standalone Internet router project for file-sharing.

It’s not the only art/artificial boulder project, though: Ed Ruscha claims to have made an artificial boulder called “Rocky II” and hidden it somewhere in the Mojave, where it is visually indistinguishable from the surrounding rocks, making it all but impossible to find.

https://boingboing.net/2016/02/01/hollow-rock-turns-into-a-route.html

[argumate]

that magic rock in the Mojave is going to confuse the fuck out of our descendants one day.

[fruityyamenrunner]

probably not. it’s just a rock. most rocks go unregarded

[argumate]

most rocks aren’t wifi access points!

[fruityyamenrunner]

you need to regard a rock to find out if it is a wifi access point.

[veequoi]

w hat the fuck. did the world’s most sadistic text adventure game writer make this rock

You are lost in a woodland clearing. There is a large boulder and a pile of firewood nearby. > check cell phone You open your cell phone to google wilderness survival tips, but you don’t have any service. > make campfire with firewood You could light a fire here, but you’d still be lost. > regard rock It’s a large rock. The underside of the rock appears slightly charred. > light campfire under rock Pretty soon you have a blazing campfire going underneath the boulder. > regard rock The strange boulder, now warmed, has begun to emit a faint mechanical hum. > check cell phone You open your cell phone. There is one wifi network available, named “KeepAlive.” > connect to rock wifi The wifi router opens a webpage full of documents on wilderness survival. > ????? Invalid command. > why Invalid command. > who hides secrets in a magic heat-activated rock Invalid command.

[bisexualityislegit]

you've heard of bisexuals now get ready for,

respecting their sexuality

[superfluous-existence]

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