Crunchy, gummy, tangy (and gay)

The writer of The Cryptid Club

[anerdgummycluster]

intro to me

hiya!

i mostly post about shit i find funny and I will also start posting about the novel i'm writing soonish.

something you should know:

I’ve noticed a lot of people outside of my niche liking my stuff so lemme just say that i do support a man who has had allegations made against him. if you don’t like that, don’t worry. it’s not the main thing i talk about all of the time. so if you like me reblogging cats or if you wanna relive the first time you saw glee you can just ignore the stuff about him.

Geneder: No idea

Sexuality: the chorus to that one song by the backstreet boys.

Pronouns: Any, but avoid she/her

Sign: Scorpion

💧⭐️

DNI LIST:

sss, george supporters (nothing against you just don't want you here)

incles, "alpha males", racists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, MAGA maggots/elon fuck boys can go fuck themselves

people who know me irl, just don' guys cmon...

Stuff I like:

I'm a horror fanatic, i love cinema but i am also a marvel fan (just smack the dunce hat on my head and be done with it) I also love The Simpsons with all my heart but the extra bits of it that have almost certainly swelled up due to my "addiction" to monster energy drinks belong to youtube. I'm a gamer but i mostly just play horror games, bg3, the Sims 4, minecraft and stardew valley

also i'm shocked i have to say this but i am not tylercataastrophe's secret account

So yeah thats kinda everything you need to know about me :)

[iwishiwasonfire]

[stillhereandstillqueer]

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[imjunebitch]

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[maybe-i-dont-wanna-make-it]

Rules: Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

thank you so much @theoneinakrillion !

ok lemme just uh

gwen (spiritfarer)

noelle (deltarune)

barbara gordon (wayne family adventures)

ragatha (tadc)

sophie (howl's moving castle)

starfire/koriand'r (teen titans)

woo young-woo (extraordinary attorney woo)

Voting ended onMay 25

get in here @d3ad-daisyz @exray-spex @heart-and-music @xxcatlloverxx @cemetery-orbit @fl1ght0f1carus @missymagic

[cemetery-orbit]

Thank you so much for the tag!! <33

in no particular order...

newt- the maze runner

five hargreeves- the umbrella academy

wallace wells- scott pilgrim vs. the world

andrew minyard- all for the game

stiles stilinski- teen wolf

chloe price- life is strange

dallas winston- the outsiders

Voting ended onJun 2

tags!! (zero pressure, of course): @emoemu420 @bundle-of-sticks-used-for-fire @underwaterm0lls @ryansattheross @505sunshine @frankieromustdih @m1l0-58 @makiroll16 +anyone who wants to join!! (also absolutely let me know if you don't want to be tagged in the future, definitely don't want to make anyone uncomfortable <33)

[m1l0-58]

(oh my god please tag me in things i love these)

HOLY SHIT DALLAS WINSTON MENTION?? i havent thought abt the outsiders in like a year thank you for refreshing my memory-

the characters…

Jason Dean (heathers)

Janus Sanders (sanders sides)

The SQUIP (be more chill)

Bill Cipher (gravity falls)

Jax (the amazing digital circus)

Bluey (bluey)

Daniel (camp camp)

Voting ended onJun 2

no pressure btw: @scar-stained-glass @officialsolangelo @riftydoodles @the-modern-shakespeare @thatdangspacenerd @writingnotes520 @remus-thetrashrat420 + ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!

… i know its only supposed to be seven but

cough cough @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @lord-business-offical cough cough

[scar-stained-glass]

I HEART TAG GAMES

critters creatures and cryptids...

will solace (percy jackson)

logan sanders (sanders sides)

ralsei (deltarune)

jinx (arcane)

kaz brekker (six of crows)

roman gage (sanders sides laoft au)*

johnathan sims (the magnus archives)

Voting ended onMay 27

*IK IT SAYS ONE PER FANDOM BUT THIS AU IS SO MASSIVE AND ELABORATE AND AMAZING AND ITS LITERALLY GOT ITS OWN FANDOM AND I CAN'T NOT INCLUDE IT AS IT'S OWN CATAGORY

HMMMM @scammers-and-scotch @k4d3f4ngz @thatoneliquidbicricket @writingnotes520 @skylerashsworld @respectundead44 @squishythesquid592 IF Y'ALL WANT? +OPEN TO ANYONE ELSE! <3

[respectundead44]

Damn lemme just think of 7 fandoms I'm in real quick...

Here we go

Lavinia Asimov (Trials of Apollo)

Sherlock Holmes (From the book series and BBC Sherlock. Mostly the book series)

Dr. Cpn. Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera (2017 Ducktales)

Logan Sanders (Sanders Sides)

ImpulseSV (3rd Life)

Mugman (The Cuphead Show)

Voting ended onJun 2

@varianwonder @thatbeesprout @riftydoodles @m1l0-58 @squishythesquid592 @neptunesl3sbian @grainwhynotshyanne

[thatbeesprout]

Uhhhhhh ok

pick your fav ig

Kitty (Bannerfall)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Kinger (The amazing digital circus)

Grian (hc/life series)

Sokka (Avatar the last airbender

Varian (Tangled series)

Dipper (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onMay 27

@lilix-mcc @iicor @aussiebeth idk who to tag ok, anyone is free to join, I need more mutuals to talk to on here

[iicor]

a few of my favorite characters of all time

an shiraishi (project sekai)

hotguy (ddvau)

stanford pines (gravity falls)

ekko (arcane)

donnatello (rottmnt)

aira (dandadan)

gerard keay (tma)

Voting ended onJun 5

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @depressionanddrama @vickysnowpawz @sunshine-snake @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[aries0nmars]

fav characters

Pearlescentmoon (life series)

Silco (Arcane)

Catra (She-ra and the princesses of power)

Ryland Grace (project hail mary)

Gwen (Into/Across the spiderverse)

Apokuna (Vampires smp)

Legundo (The Flight smp)

Voting ended onJun 5

@peskybirdonyx @miapanktrot @strawbxrrypies @starryshroomx @tabbykai @ianyourattic @maedaeeee + open tags :3

[peskybirdonyx]

FAVE BLORBOSSSSS

Scott/Smajor1995 (Life Series)

ZombieCleo (Life Series)

Grian (Life Series)

Scar/GoodTimesWithScar (Life Series)

Martyn/InTheLittleWood (Life Series)

Tango/TangoTek (Life Series)

Pearl/PearlescentMoon (Life Series)

Voting ended onJun 5

guys I'm so subtle

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, @miapanktrot, @multishipper33, @deltenner, and open tags! /nf

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

thx for the taggg

cuteguy ddvau

jinshi apothecary diaries

stark frieren beyond journeys end

Coco Witch hat altier

Hirose Go for it Nakamura!

Zelda (any) legend of Zelda (game/book but mostly botw/Totk/twilight princess)

Serena Pokemon XY

Voting ended onJun 7

@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @saltedlemoncandies @iicor @tabbykai @maedaeeee @yourlocalavian @yosanoschainsaw @rzkx @rainbowfeather314 @g00sey-g00se and open taggsgs

[sunshine-snake]

who who

Lillie (Pokémon: Sun & Moon)

Cricket (Wings of Fire)

Sherri 'Cherry' Valance (The Outsiders)

Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Pearl (DDVAU)

Smallishbeans (general MCYT)

Shubble (Vampires SMP)

Voting ended onJun 5

(not Smallishbeans being the only guy,,)

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @i-had-a-bad-feeling @sparkleblast73 @lavendersongz @kitkat-moon-flameflower @raynilikescats + anyone else :)) /nf

[sparkleblast73]

:)

cuteguy (ddvau)

hotguy (ddvau)

grian (life series)

scar (life series)

Martyn (life series)

Catra (she-ra)

ringmaster (midnight strangers)

Voting ended onJun 5

The life series has consumed my life XD

@phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413 @toadfree @notsticks-notsticks @yuritadami10akayurihoshi @maybe-not-daily-permit-office @saphirenerd @yourlocalavian + open tags! 

[yourlocalavian]

Ooo funnn okay :D

Whooo will you chooseee??

Cherrifire (Bannerfall SMP)

Evangelina 'Evie' Sage (Assistant to The Villain)

Evangeline Fox (Once Upon a Broken Heart)

Elspeth Spindle (One Dark Window)

Heather McNamara (Heathers the Musical)

Scarlett Dragna (Caraval)

Apokuna (Bannerfall SMP)

Voting ended onJun 7

I book-ended with Yuri :D

Tags under cut <3

@serendipitys-dragon @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @this-orange-anon024 @boooootomatotomato @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lesbianeblossom @autopilotangel @homophobiastar @transphobiaclown @kaeruutv @the-bug-carnival @thelongferret @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @phoenixrainsfire413 @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @con-the-kobold @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @nerd-alerts @sage0clock @sunshine-snake @dawn-but-different @sunsetrose877 @ver-astroii @purrrrplecats @haboinga @skeletal-spire-man @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @erosdaughterwritingfiction @sarinukis @violetrosiecookiecryingdemon @hartogtm +Open tags

Sorry if I forgot anyone, my copy and paste broke, so this is mostly from memory, and I'm really bad at users :')

[pinkparrotwrites]

Pick

Cuteguy (ddvau)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Princess Guinevere (Knights of Guinevere)

Nico Di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

Grian (Hermitcraft/Life Series)

Garnet (Steven Universe)

Jane Prentiss (Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJun 8

@franisapidgeonbug @oneiromancyfordummies @scentho @saltinegam @homophobiastar @arghthisdoesntwork @vixiyne @gay-slime @figlocke @maplemonarchy @1papayapixel @uncorpus + free tag :D 🩷

[franisapidgeonbug]

You saw it already

Wibblur bibblur from the dsmp

Tom nook from Animal Crossing

Ldshadowlady from empires smp

Scarah Screams from Monster high

Squiddo from Unstable SMP

Jack Manifold from anything. I just like him

hatsune miku from vocaloid stuff

Voting ended onJun 12

God do i know seven ppl??

@lesbian-cpurpled @cjthewriter @cyber2kbitch @p3skybirdd @errorcode0ll13 @bakugokatsukifan000 @starry-creator

[errorcode0ll13]

Ooh

Yhs grian

Goodtimeswithscar from hermitcraft/LS

ghostbur from the dsmp

jayfeather from warrior cats

Abby from Ginny and Georgia

Kirby reed from Scream

Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Voting ended onJun 12

@hyburnating @starry-creator @emerystars @allthegoodusernamesaretakenohno @ghoststory342 @x5xcattonx5x @anerdgummycluster

[anerdgummycluster]

this is difficult

Jesse St. James from Glee

Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl

Alice from Twilight

Nancy from The Craft

Laurie from Halloween

Jack from The Shining

Lydia from Beetlejuice

Voting ended on13h

@yourlocalcon-man @ghoststory342 @errorcode0ll13 @emerystars @puppet24361 @allthegoodusernamesaretakenohno @wrenthewriterishere

[hiphopocliedes]

One struggle 🫡

[catfishimages]

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

[alefbetsoup]

[official-cisphobe]

Funkyfrogbait was right by the way. People immedietly went off the fucking rails and started to spread misinformation and accusations about them to get them cancelled.

No, Kal did not say or do anything racist. They called you the fuck out because of your obsessive need to spread drama without receipts. Whether or not you are correct about Goose, you NEED to understand what Kal was talking about. You cannot go around yelling "this person is a racist nazi paedophile!" and expect people to take you seriously.

The internet HAS a problem with spreading misinformation and allegations and what Kal did is what YOU should always do. Don't believe shit people tell you unless they have proof ESPECIALLY when they don't provide any kind of context or explanation.

People have the right to decide for themselves and come to their own conclusions.

[holideye]

lemme preface this by saying; yes, I'm black.

The amount of hate that funkyfrogbait has been getting is in no way proportional to any micro-aggression that they arguably did. Frankly, I think they were right about what they said & y'all got mad because you don't want to hear it. They said people online have a major issue with making up serious accusations about creators with little-to-no evidence and spreading those accusations around in the worlds dumbest game of telephone... and then people went and proved them right by doing the exact same thing to them.

I can agree that it was a bad look for them to immediately dismiss allegations of racism before doing any research. But when the TADC fandom has a proven track record of constantly harassing and trying to cancel the cast & creator why would anyone ever take y'alls word for shit?

Honestly I think the Gooseworx thing is being blown way out of proportion too. Yeah she made some fuckass edgy tweets 10+ years ago that I don't fw. She joked about some shit she should not have been joking about. You don't have to forgive her, but acting like she's some turbo nazi-pedo-racist in the year of our lord 2026 is legitimately insane.

Its always some bullshit when people search for offensive keywords in someone's post history just so they can hurt their own feelings about an ancient tweet. Girl... you went to the pissing-you-off store and got mad when they were stocked up.

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[anerdgummycluster]

What if the TLOAS songs were featured on glee pls note, i'm only doing characters up to s3 because im not done with s4.

The Fate of Ophelia Totally a Rachel song, specifically s2. it would totally be sung about Finn in the height of their relationship.

Elizabeth Taylor Also a Rachel song but this is more like a Finchel engagement song.

Opalite I'm thinking either Sam or maybe Britney? Specifically their season 2 versions.

Father Figure Ok hear me out, Will singing to the Glee club ala Gold Digger. But it'd be at the end of the episode as a closing number after he learns whatever lesson it is that week.

Eldest Daughter PREGNANT. QUINN. FABRAY. I will be taking no other arguments this is post reputation destruction pre s2 Quinn!

Ruin the friendship Gotta be a klaine song but hear me out here they change the lyrics to make it a breakup song not about a death and its s4 klaine. I'm thinking its more Blaine but im open to Kurtversations.

Actually Romantic S2 Santanna singing about either Rachel or Quinn.

Wi$h Li$t This is another Finchel song I'm sorry. But literally what other couple would sing this.

Wood I'm thinking Mercedes mostly because she needs a Taylor song and this is one of the only songs that fit her.

CANCELLED! It's obviously gonna be one of my evil darlings, I'm thinking this is a post betrayal Jesse St. James song.

Honey tbh i was gonna say this is another Finchel song but now that im thinking of it... is this a s3 Mike and Tina song? Or maybe a s3 Klaine song?

The Life of a Showgirl Gotta be the two icons, Rachel and Mercedes, but I could also see this being Rachel and Kurt.

[anerdgummycluster]

in breaking news my 20 year old sister who still lives with our parents just screamed at me for no fucking reason.

this shocking event marks the monumentally long 27 hours since the last time my fully grown, adult, sister screamed at me for no reason.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now