Everybody's favorite bitch

[xsarora]

[girthakitt-blog]

i like this guy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant wait until quarantine is over so i can start really dressing again

[foulserpent]

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

[popsicledits]

A barboach Sword, A Baredge if you May 

[ferociouslys]

someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy 

me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone

me aloud: i just think it’s neat

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[cyberguro-blog]

[slab-o-meat]

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

[zsnes]

i thot this was from evangelion

[black-cubes]

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[fluff-e-boyyy]

Just saw the words “catboy, catgirl, and nyanbinary” and it took SEVERAL years off of my life expectancy

[ampervadasz]

[drdaanvondutch]

[olmluvr]

if you know a trans persons deadname no you dont <3

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[greelin]

time sure does fly when you're

when you

[greelin]

you just

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this is how having executive dysfunction feels

[niuniente]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

[thesassybunnies]

A little girl snuggling her giant bun

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