Angelasophy

noun: 1. the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, when considered by Angela. 2. a theory or attitude that acts as a guiding principle for behavior, as determined by Angela. My best friend says some really cool shit, so I put it all here.

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I'm a careless nod away from a huge unconscious fart

Angela

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Angela: who came up with the word “integer” me: Simon Integer? Angela: was it really are you making that up me: yes i am making that up Angela: oh, god damn i just looked up simon integer

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"There's a difference between strength and swagger"

Angela's response after I asked her how the Real Housewives of Atlanta had such amazing "I don't give a fuck" attitudes about everything in life

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Me: Google is like the ultimate helicopter parents! Angela: In the absence of a wolf pack, an algo

Angela and I discussing Google Now, the new app by Google that feels half big-brother half... affectionate lover.

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Was it really waiting for the marshmallow that made us these sexy bougie globe trotting people?

Angelasophizing.

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Angela: did you know that's a hallucinogen me: yeah you told me Angela: i know i did but i wanted to do it again just in case it's better to tell you twice than never to tell you

Angela, on nutmeg

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me: dark chocolate is bitter and sweet Angela: like me

Angela, who has been waiting forever to be set up to say that

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mount sinai is where the table of contents were given fucking hell the ten commandments

Angela, on religion

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Hillary-Bomb

Noun; Verb-

1. To surprise Angela with a funny picture of Hillary Clinton when she least expects it.

Usage

"You just hillary-bombed me!"

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Yes you do.

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then what's a gonzo?

Angela, on sex words we don't know

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I'm rich in witty fiber

Angela, on wit

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He's like bieber for girls who went to college.

Angela, on Ryan Gosling

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Mark Ruffalo thinks Angela is dope.

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Angela: i like mark ruffalo's little trustworthy face Me: Mark Ruffalo is from Wisconsin Angela: Of course he is ... Angela: How could he not be

Angela, on Mark Ruffalo

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They don't have nail polish in norway, only pain and coffee.

Angela, when I told her I hoped Norway has good nail polishes.

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Me: What did you eat? Angela: Thaiwanese food … Me: Thaiwanese? How is that different from Thai? Thai and Japanese? Angela: God damnit. What the fuck am I talking about Angela: Thai food. It was Thai food.

Angela eats Thaiwanese and forgets her English. She's back! January 22, 2012.