saying “i’m not going to be mad” and getting mad anyway
screaming whenever you kill a bug
aggressively wearing shorts in the winter
staying awake until 5am because youre too restless
saying you’re a stoner because you saw a stoner movie once even though you’ve never been near drugs
saying netflix and chill in 2017
spending 20 bucks on a pair of fuzzy socks
not getting astrology at all but still posting about it
having/wanting super fluffy hair
bracing yourself for a roast every time you see posts like this
buying a bathing suit you like but immediately regretting it the second you step out of the store
watching makeup tutorials even if you dont wear makeup
trying to start journals but forgetting after a few days
wanting to get into grunge but the look scares you honestly
calling your pets “fur babies”
having a large collection of webkinz/being jealous as a kid of people who could afford webkinz
spending hours on cooking a dinner but when its actually time to eat it you’re not hungry
lowkey being into asmr, especially the friend roleplays
saying that leo is the best sign
posting super negative things at 3:25pm and getting mad when people ask if youre okay
having a large collection of t shirts
making fun of other people who have thsame traits as you
always trying to start discourse but when someone humors you, you block them
always having weird bruises on your body
having a very clean room that has a pile of something gross (laundry/dishes) in the corner
enjoying going to the beach, but getting pissy after hour 4
buying things online that you know you can’t afford
typos kill you but you make them all the time
being a hopeless romantic
trying to be edgy and mean but having a nice personality tbh
being such a prideful libra even though libras have like no traits at all
trying to be chill but getting anxious when someone raises their voice
liking indie music and thinking youre special for liking lana del rey
black and red theme with a lot of knife emojis
constantly posting about negative stuff as a cry for help but trying to pass it off as an aesthetic
being an mcr type emo in 2017
being hype for halloween in june
never being motivated to do anything
constantly posts about wanting to go on a road trip but you dont have your license
having 5k+ songs on your spotify
always having about 4+ tabs open at any given time
exercising a lot but not showering after an exercise
spending a lot of money on lingerie
thinking youre cool and analytical but you’re just a weird ass nerd
either having perfect nails or super chewed down nails, no in between
avoiding discourse but not forgetting about what people said
having handwriting that only you can understand
collecting vinyl even if you don’t have a record player
having a bunch of hats that you buy from goodwill
saying you’ve read books/seen movies even if you haven’t because you are so desperate to seem cultured
having a cursed superwholock backstory
being super into poetry, even though you don’t get it at all
unironically calling yourself a woke bae
going out every weekend but calling yourself a homebody introvert
definitely has killed more than 5 cacti
wears chokers even though you break out in a rash
having a necklace with your initials on it or wanting one
stormborns
germansingergirl
turnnoffyourmind
discoholicmusic
andulkaphoto
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