Angel

♋️ 22 🏳️‍🌈 PA, USA

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[moongel21]

I awoke one morning from uneasy to find myself transformed into an adult with a credit score and student loans.

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[frownyalfred]

a Justice League Founders Meeting

Batman: “…and with that, I’d like to turn the discussion back to Superman, who is required to give mission approval alongside Diana and myself.”

Superman, who zoned out 14 minutes ago and forgot about his Midwestern accent: “yeah, no. yeah. I mean yeah. Yeah no, yeah.”

Hal Jordan, the official notetaker for the meeting and therefore has to put that into the transcript: “I’m sorry, what?”

[angell-luvs-you]

gotham therapists deserve hazard pay because imagine opening your schedule and seeing

9:00 - former psychiatrist

10:00 - eco-terrorist

11:00 - woman who insists she is emotionally available because she owns six cats

[angell-luvs-you]

twisted trans sister or whatever Korn said

[angell-luvs-you]

Batman's greatest superpower isn't money.

it's convincing the police commissioner that a giant bat silhouette in the sky is somehow a more efficient communication system than a phone call.

[angell-luvs-you]

i survived being perceived long enough to upload this.

[deaddeerbody]

[angell-luvs-you]

posting this from inside the empire.

the vibes are dystopian but at least i look good.

[angell-luvs-you]

Lois: So…how long have you two known each other?

Clark: Years.

Bruce: Unfortunately.

Clark: He says that every time.

Bruce: It keeps not working.

[angell-luvs-you]

✨ a face reveal in celebration of coming out and getting a girlfriend ✨

i want this to become a personal blog where i can post openly about my life instead of the random reblog account that it is now. i need more friends so if you’re also queer, a woman, into batman, or just a cool person looking for mutuals PLEASE follow me lol 🧡🤍🩷

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[melencholiaenthroned]

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[frogmoss1]

My pussy barks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[oliviawebsite]

i use "^_^" so often because a sinister darkness lurks within me