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Whump Stuff
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MCYT
(!! Having pulled away from mcyt, you’ll notice many works are abandoned. I apologize. I DO NOT support the Dream Team, Forever, or Wilbur)
As the Fates Decreed
Summary:
Sol 17 was the day I died... ------ The three fates of Emperor XD's pantheon have officially declared Tommy a dead man. On the one hand, he'll finally be with his brother again. On the the other… Tommy isn't ready to die yet. The vigilante has given up on any chance of being saved, but Tubbo has always been willing to take a long shot chance if it's to save his best friend and the Antarctic Empire might have exactly what they need.
Status: Completed Words: 13,915 Space AU!
Say "I Do"
Summary:
A Fooligetta wedding oneshot where absolutely nothing goes wrong
Status: Completed Words: 4,697
Fair Game
Summary:
Villains try to take revenge on Superhero!Foolish by attacking his family
Status: Completed Words: 6,984
Skeletons in the Closet (And Gay People, Of Course)
Summary:
Foolish knew that falling for a one night stand was dangerous, but if Vegetta liked him back, then really, what's the harm?
Status: Completed Words: 6,776 Serial Killer AU!
Don't Worry, It's Just Marinara Sauce (ordem paranormal: quarantina)
Summary:
The one where we realize Dr Benito is a quack doctor, and he wishes he had gone to medical school
Status: Completed Words: 2,130
To Hell and Back
Summary:
The Deathduo Corpse Bride AU!
Status: Completed Words: 17,969 Part of the Deathduo Oneshots series
The Eyes of Ghosts
Summary: The Count of Monte Cristo Deathduo AU!
Status: Completed Words: 9,185 Part of the Deathduo Oneshots Series
Safe to Rest
Summary: Remember when Phil was trapped and slowly going crazy in that birdcage and we were all begging for Missa to come back and save him and it never happened? I'm still mildly upset about that. Gift for Annzorua for the QSMP gift exchange! Happy Valentines :)
Status: completed Words: 4,158 Part of the Deathduo Oneshots Series
Ill Met by Moonlight
Summary:
BadBoy Halo is an awful Prince and a worse potential fiancée. Unfortunately, attempting to ruin his own engagement doesn't put off his foreign suitor, only his family. The mysterious knight he meets when he sneaks out of the castle doesn't seem to mind. ——— In which Bad is a Prince who doesn’t want to marry, and Etoiles very much wants to marry him
Status: Completed Pairing: Starhalo Words: 15,044
The sire who stepped up (I.e.: dragged, emotionally stunted and screaming)
Summary:
Owen finds someone's lost fledgling scrounging around in a dumpster, and look, he's not completely heartless, he couldn't just leave the kid there! Meanwhile, Avid has been starving because no one bothered to tell him that vampires could be fruit bats.
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My part for the VSMP Bat Conservation Event! Raising awareness for bat threatened and endangered bat species! <3
Status: In progress Words: 18,500
The Red King's Tragedy
Summary:
Ren and Martyn's Third Life story as if in the Minecraft Middle Ages, in play format.
Status: Completed Words: 32,504
My Father Wasn't Around
Summary:
Fundy was a mistake. His father was never meant to be a father, he didn't know how to be and he didn't try. Sometimes Fundy thinks it's a miracle that he’s still around to see that Wilbur's adopted a new child. As if Fundy wasn't enough. As if he never mattered. Doesn't he deserve love too? --------- Fundy comes home and meets Tallulah. Understandably, he's a little upset. But...maybe having a little sister wouldn't be so bad.
Status: Completed Words: 30,804 Part of the Small Town Drama series
It’s Not Love (I Swear)
Summary:
After Charlie found out about Mariana’s cheating, his husband swears he regrets it and would do anything to fix his mistakes. The only reason Charlie is giving him another chance is for their daughter, but Mariana doesn’t disappoint. It’s like falling in love all over again
Status: In progress Words: 14,093 Part of the Small Town Drama series
When My Walls Start Burning Down
Summary:
The first case Cellbit gets as a small town detective might very well be the most difficult case he's gotten to date. Mainly because deciphering a fourth grader's dreams isn't detective work. Additionally, Vegetta is looking at him with stupidly imploring eyes, and Fundy, his reluctant partner, snaps up the case before Cellbit can say no again.
So fine. Cellbit is a great detective, and you know what, he already knows where to start snooping.
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Cellbit's detective career is ending as soon as it started, (again), and that's not even his biggest problem right now. Cellbit is frozen. In his office there's four panicking parents, two sobbing children and his partner is doing CPR on an active crime scene, shouting for him to call the cops.
What was he going to tell Roier?
"Hey, so, my stupid investigation got your little sister's best friend killed, and also your parents will probably break up because I exposed Foolish for cheating.
...Sorry?"
Status: In Progress Words: 4,464 Part of the Small Town Drama Series
Maybe This Dream Isn't so Bad
Summary:
Inspired by the comic by behrjbehr on tiktok and instagram, orphans Wilbur and his terminally ill brother Tommy stumble upon a mysterious deserted castle, clearly centuries old, yet seemingly frozen in time. Inside they find a prince, cursed to sleep for a thousand years, an immortal dragon, and much more.
Status: Abandoned Words: 11,419 Sleeping beauty (sort of) au
The Blood God's Kindergarten --Blood God centric based on this prompt: post
Summary:
The chronicles of the blood god and his devoted followers...a class of kindergartners. -------- In which a long forgotten god is awoken by children, Philza is a tired kindergarten teacher and Etoiles is very suspicious of the new teacher's assistant and nothing bad ever happens
Status: In Progress Words: 14,297
Something About Pretty Pale Skin, Dark Hair and Lips Turning Blue at the Edges
Summary: As Quesadilla Island's only coroner, Phil is also the medical examiner and also the small town's first defense against the supernatural. i.e. overworked. On top of all that, his extensive experience with the Otherworld has not adequately prepared him for whatever the hell is going on with his friend's..."daughter"...and the devastatingly cute grim reaper that's showed up to deal with it
Status: In Progress Words: 56,812 (Formerly) part of the Deathduo Oneshots Series
The Sun Rests Gently in His Jaws (formerly Secret Identity)
Summary:
There were whispers that The Wolf of Quesadilla Island wasn't human; that he was an actual beast, disguised as a man, or that he was an ancient deity come to wreak havoc on a sinful world. Small groups across the country advocated for him--even idolized him, while most others lived in fear of the villain prowling their streets. Whatever he was, he didn't so much as flinch as flames licked his heels, dragging the senator by his collar. A black suited security guard lay motionless at the entrance, and it suddenly occurred to Foolish that he should call the fire department, or the police. Instead, he stood, frozen, gaping in horror as the supervillain lifted a full grown man with one arm and threw him to the sidewalk, not four yards from where Foolish stood. -------- In which Foolish doesn't realize that the local supervillain is his boyfriend and Vegetta keeps failing successfully to flirt with him
Status: Completed Words: 81,716
The Universe Conspired to Help Me Find You
Summary:
Quackity is a Cupid tasked with ending toxic relationships. Wilbur is a…frequent flier. At this point he’s really starting to become a problem, and once more Quackity descends to the mortal realm to work. However, this time, Wilbur acknowledges him.
Status: In progress Words: 25,108 Tnt Duo Cupid AU! (link to og post)
Go Tell the Bees
Summary:
The adventures of spiderman-esque superhero!Tubbo, because there aren't enough Tubbo centric superhero AUs and I took that personally. ------ Being L'manberg's only official (and capable) superhero is hard, but even with three of the most powerful supervillains targeting his city, he's managed. Then, in the span of only three days his world turns upside down when new players enter the field, both in his civilian life and alter-ego. Now, he may have to choose between protecting his friends, his family and his city, and he can't do everything alone anymore.
Status: Abandoned Words: 32,859
Diamonds, Emeralds and Other Useless Crap
Summary:
Quackity and Wilbur have been at each other's throats as long as they can remember, both in civilian life and the criminal underworld. With one being a seemingly infallible master thief and the other as the biggest, apparently heartless, mafia boss history has seen, one new client decides it's a fantastic idea to make them work together on the biggest operation of either of their lives. Neither consider that they could be getting in over their heads, but this job has far more in store for them than they anticipated.
Status: Abandoned Words: 31,018 Pairing: TNT duo Thief AU!
Series: Unseelie
Description: Ranboo is a neglected child who stumbles across fae!Techno, and all the shenanigans that ensue
Your Name is Precious (And so are You)
Summary:
Ranboo had heard of the Fair Folk. He left his fallen food for them to take whenever he dropped something, he was careful to avoid potential fairy mounds and mushroom rings when he walked in the woods and he knew you should never ever give a faerie your name.
And now one was standing right in front of him, grinning a fanged (tusked?) smile, with it's hand held out, asking for just that.
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In which Ranboo is a neglected child who stumbles across fae!Techno, inspired by the tumblr post (and anon ask) by anarchy-and-piglins. Family will be found, names will be revealed, and maybe (definitely) some angst in between.
Satus: Completed Words: 24,555
Stay for a Drink
Summary:
The Quackbur/tnt duo coffee shop au with a twist
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Quackity meets a very handsome barista at his favorite coffee shop who speaks a little weird, but he's nicer than Quackity's boyfriend, who pisses Quackity off enough all the time, that he unknowingly avoids all of Faerie!Wilbur's attempts to steal his name.
Status: Completed Words: 38,270
The Monarch Project
Summary:
Ranboo is half faerie. Somehow stranger, he’s been adopted by a wonderful, loving family after being neglected his whole life. They think they’re starting to get used to it, (and the fact that they live in the faerie world now), but they’ve never had people who care about them before, much less a brother who was willing to die to save him. Of course, things can’t be that easy. The Sootcraft family has a history; now shadows of the past have started cropping up and they don't intend to leave Ranboo out of it.
Status: Abandoned Words: 34,537
Series: Saltwater in Our Veins and Sand in Our Bones
Description: a pirate au! With magic, swashbuckling and characters of every imaginable disposition, but this time featuring Ranboo and Tubbo! However, there is more than meets the eye with the suspicious young captain.
What Lurks in the Depths
Summary:
Four months ago, Ranboo woke up on a deserted island with torn, bloody clothes, a bejeweled sword in his hand and absolutely no memory of how he got there. Completely unintentionally, he finds himself as the captain of a pirate ship with the king of the biggest continent on the Essempi Seas in his brig and the Royal Navy hot on his tail to get them back. Meanwhile, the king has proposed a deal. Now, Ranboo, along with captains Tubbo and Technoblade and their combined crews hunt for the totem god before the Navy can get them first. If they succeed, vast riches await. If not...well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Status: Abandoned Words: 14,379
Eyes on the Shoreline
Summary: Pirate Technoblade never dies (but that's not to say he hasn't come close) ---- A Technoblade prequel to What Lurks in the Depths about the Blood God's past, including some surprise old shipmates
Status: Completed Words: 5,608
Tesoro Dorado
Summary:
Set before What Lurks in the Depths, Foolish was just a totem trying to live his life. He didn't mess with humans, the merman had already learned his lesson about that. As far as he was concerned, they could all rot at the bottom of the sea. That was, until he met Vegetta.
Status: Completed Words: 18,253 Pirate AU! Part of the Saltwater in our Veins, Sand in our Bones series, but can be read as a standalone
Series: A Bunch of Deathduo Oneshots
Description: as it reads on the cover. All listed individually below, but here's the link to the series on AO3 ^^^
To Hell and Back: A Corpse Bride AU
Safe to Rest: A gift for Annzorua focused on the Birdhouse Trap Plot
Something About a Pretty Pale Face, Dark Hair and Lips Turning Blue at the Edges: A supernatural coroner meets an actual grim reaper
The Eyes of Ghosts: A Count of Monte Cristo AU
Series: Small Town Drama
My Father Wasn't Around: Fundy comes home from war and meets Tallulah
It's Not Love (I Swear): Charlie and Mariana try to fix their relationship for their daughter
When My Walls Start Burning Down: Cellbit, the new detective in town, learns about love
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Overwatch
A Lifeweaver battle whump oneshot
Status: completed Words: 2,308
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