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One must vogue before entering the water

It’s not (just) to seal your nose! It’s to prevent your neck from breaking! We learned this in lifeguarding (? or diving. I don’t remember). Tuck your chin to your chest and hold it there with your arms. Works for any jump from a very high hight into water! And cross your (straight) legs! So they don’t splay out and break!

chromium7sky

Do JoJo pose before the waterfall

sassyintern

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daisy tonner

gay-irl

Gay🍆irl

chaosroid

Somehow, a heated discord debate between a friend spawned this abomination

spindrift

Not sure if I’ve gifted my neighbor a lovingly hand-painted wooden miniature of himself, or committed a microaggression

endrae

Drew Corvo to celebrate the new Dishonored tabletop game!

bakwaaas

the user base of tumblr is a specific demographic of people who were ‘the smart kid’ growing up but didn’t do as well academically as they got older due to mental health struggles, were probably bullied in school and were quite lonely & introverted so they took solace in reading but now rarely pick up a book, grew up on tumblr but continued using it into adulthood unlike most of their peers who stopped using it after it lost popularity

kristina100000

girl just take this

mostlysignssomeportents

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html