Block Head

❤️👽 👩🏽  This is my fandom blog. Contains overwatch, mass effect, star wars, and all that jazz. Everything and anyting.

[noktoraspali]

Alien muscles

[noktoraspali]

If once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. 

[moonlitalien]

Art trade with the awesome @noktoraspali!! I love her OC Catosh so much & she was a delight to draw! Thank you again for doing this trade with me! (uncensored version is available on my twitter side acc)

[noktoraspali]

I love this so much thank you! This honestly makes me miss drawing her (Sorry for the late response!)

[noktoraspali]

I did a redesign of Em from swtor and I am a lot happier with how she looks now. Her skin was originally red but as she grew stronger in the dark side it turned pink and I am not about that. 

[noktoraspali]

snake lady

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[sticksandsharks]

Languish

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[cargopantsman]

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[sleepwalkersqueen]

[3dfangs]

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

[onlytwitterpics]

[norseminuteman]

[triangular-rose-deactivated2021]

Bro it’s got a heart shaped barrel

It’s a magical girl musket

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cupid’s back, and this time he’s PISSED!

[puyopuyo]

[edenslostwallflower]

spoon-fresh :

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[hemightbegiant-deactivated20210]

I love pranks that aren’t at the expense of others.

My favorite prank that I pulled was when I worked at a hotel that was across from an old theater. Behind the desk, we had autographed pics of the celebrities that stayed at the hotel.

So one year for April Fools, I printed a black and white picture of myself, signed it and put it on the wall behind the desk.

There it sat…in plain view…for 1.5 years.

One day a guest was checking in and my boss just so happened to be behind the desk with me. The guest is looking at the pics and gets to my pic and says “Wait…is that you?”

My boss looks at it and says “Luke, why are you on the wall?” (He was Indian with an English accent so it makes it even better the way he said it.)

I replied “That was my April fools joke…from over a year ago! This guy was the first person to notice it!”

The guest laughed, I laughed, my boss just rolled his eyes and told me to take it down.

[pyomorphic]

[bluesunsdusk]

@exhausted–turian​