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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

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This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

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hand to fucking god the woman in front of me in line at starbucks just ordered a venti ice water with 3 pumps of chai

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i would like to expand upon this: the barista was very nice and talkative and funny and his nametag said Jackson so hi Jackson. the lady gave her order and he walked away to get the water then sort of wandered back with an empty cup and was like “okay, so - ive never made this before - so you want the uh, water on top of the syrup? syrup at the bottom, and then ice water?” and she said yes and he went through the 7 stages of grief in about 1.5 seconds and then made the drink. i did not see it when it was done

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God was shielding you

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#i really want to go blonde #like really bad

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Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

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MANDATORY REBLOG

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This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

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Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

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I’M DYING

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Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

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I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

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Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it.

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I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

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Chaotic Good

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“We’re just being regular correct.”

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No but like, seriously

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This isn’t surreal this is high school

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And college

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this is soooooooo funny

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As a person with… I think hazel eyes? Idk, they’re blue ringed with green that turns to an orangey-yellow around my pupil, I feel this post needs more positive commentary.

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you’re the reason we need to sit quietly -_-

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Every person with light eyes is always so extra for no damn reason.

“Well my eyes are mostly grey but then ice blue around the pupil but if I stand in the light of a crescent moon they glow a faint lavender and on any solstice it’s like teal color? idk lol, everyone always asks what color my eyes are but they just change so much.”