teaser of a medkit/reader oneshot im writing for all you phighting gooners🤍
NSFW UNDER THE CUT!
Medkit squirmed as you tied his wrists together, tightening the cloth ever so slightly, awaiting his reaction. Teal rushed to paint his cheeks as he noticed you staring.
He was new to this kinky stuff.
“Would you halt your staring…? It’s quite flustering.” He complained.
You giggled, and placed your hand on his thigh teasingly, ravaging the sight of the cool toned blush spread across his face. “You’re just so cute like this, Meddy. Can’t help myself, can I?” The stupid nickname rattled through his mind, your sweet-as-honey voice making it worse.
slingshot....from phighting pretty please....I want to kiss him and go mush muah anf cover his face with kisses meuueheh.....pls.....wtvr u do smut or fluff idc I JUST NEED SLINGSHOT CONTENT
slingshot pmo i hope he explodes
Sorry this respond was lowk late twin🥹💔
SLINGSHOT🥏🏐 x Reader hcs
Mostly fluffy
This goofball constantly sticks to your side.
He’s like a cat, always messing around with random things, cheekily stealing things from you, all the stuff.
He loves to cuddle. Loves when you scratch their head, hug them, or really anything affectionate.
Lowk an airhead. You’ll have to explain random shit to him 40 times before he actually activates a neuron and gets whatever you’re trying to word out to him.
Nibbles on your neck, arms, cheek, loves to nibble.
Idfk, he just seems like the kinda weirdo to do that.
Very caring, but can forget stuff a lot. (Dumbass) He’ll occasionally forget a special date or two but nothing serious.
as someone who’s a victim of rape/non con and has ptsd, inhanced schizoaffective and a not normal life because of it, seeing noncon being labeled as fiction or a porn category is super dehumanizing
It shouldnt be normalized to write shit like that even with a warning
Hi! If it’s okay could I request Pest (regretevator) dating headcanons?
there is NOT enough pest content so YES
I’m actually so fucking sorry i took so long i lowk forgot about this draft🥹
(and i also dont play Regretevator a lot so this is going to be super ooc)
Pest🕷️(regretevator) dating hcs!
How in the world did you win over this cold, bitchy, little nuisance?
Well, that aside, this guy still remains a bitchy nuisance while you’re dating him.(partially.)
His usual snarky remarks and ruthless insults towards people are softened to a half-hearted mumble about how ‘dumb’ or ‘idiotic’ you are.
But don’t be fooled, you are NOT safe from this man’s sass.
might actually be more sassy when you guys are together ☠️
He’ll give you the most AUDACIOUS side-eyes after you scold him about something, or he’ll snicker and playfully bark back when you flare at him for doing something PESTering.
Yet, he still loves you to death. He clings to you like a cat and gets pissed at people if they within ‘excessive’ proximity to you.
Refuses to admit but loves it when you fuss over him. He’ll feign irritation if you do, but really enjoys it. He’ll also do small acts of service, like cleaning things for you, baking small treats you like, and practically shoving it down your throat, and things he thinks you might take interest in.
Definitely has trouble with settling into the relationship. Confused and clueless at first, but gradually warms up.
thank you for requesting anon, im so sorry it took so long!!
(1x1x1x1, noli, azure (though hes not released) and others? absolutely no c00lkidd ofc)
OH HAVE I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
NOTES: ALL AMAB, 1X IS GENDERFLUID AND GOES BY THEY THEM BUT IS MENTIONED AS “DADDY” AND “MOMMY,” MENTIONS OF SHEDLETSKY AND TWO TIME
KILLER KINKS AND NSFW HCS
1X1X1X1
-getting the obvious ones out of the way… pain and hate sex lover… WHAT WHO SAID THAT
-i do not see them being into subbing at all, hard dom
-really likes when you beg, just knowing you need them boosts their ego so much
-most definitely the type to fuck you while talking to someone like he could be mid phone call yelling at shedletsky for even existing while he has you bent over
-definitely a fan of seeing you cry
-huge sir and master lover maybeeee also daddy or mommy since they’re gender fluid
-I see them being maybe 6’3??
-type to pick you up bridal style and carry you to the car talking about “that prick kept looking at you” and taking you home and fuck you while talking about the guy from earlier
NOLI
- I’m gonna tweak I love this man AHHHHHHH
- huge teaser, he’s such an asshole to you
-I can definitely see him groaning but thats it
-you would have to FIGHT to make him sub but even if he did he would still be such a brat
-if you’re okay with it he would put the void star in your face while fucking you as if he was threatening you with it
-loves to scare you, it’s just so nice to him to hear you yelp or scream
-his biggest turn on is seeing you in anything purple, especially if it’s his clothes
-has had a threesome with you and 007 where they took turns with you, him yelling at 007 to “ST0P B3INGG A WUS$ AND D0-0 IT R8GHTT.”
-I think before the void star he was 5’11 but after it he was 6’0
AZUREWRATH
-probably would be the more romantic with you but I can still see him being rough
-loves using his tencticles in anyway he can including man handling you and choking you
-after the stab with two time he would probably not want to sub since he would be too nervous to be vulnerable like that
-he puts his hat on you after he’s done with you and takes a photo, only for himself to look at later
-mostly grunts from him but maybe a whimper if you swirl your tongue on his tip right.
Hi pookie!! Got another migraine that formed into a fever so I have to stay home from school(college)
Can I have head cannons of any character on your f/o list you think I’ll like?
Love you pookie!
I chose Griefer because I have general headcanons I wanna share!
Tw: mentions of pot, one mention of attempted kidnapping
Griefer/Brad Thayier general headcanons!
Read more because its kinda long
Physiology related headcanons!
🎮 Depending on his mood, different plants tend to grow around him. Venus fly traps are neutral, Roses of any color are love, catnip is happy, mint is sad/depressed, poison oak is angry, stressed is sage, and tired is lavender.
🎮 Has to be extremely careful eating any kind of seeds, as they can grow on his vines/foliage. A full bloom/ripe fruit appears in about an hour, and is safe to eat. Just let him pick it off, as if you were to try, it could hurt him pretty bad.
🎮 Has to get at least 3 hours of sun a day, photosynthesis and all. He will also walk out into the rain in his boxers, feeling insanely refreshed after doing so.
🎮 Can only be out in winter weather for an hour or two before he starts feeling the effects. He becomes insanely weak, close to fainting. You can tell its starting to get to him by the leaves in his hair starting to wilt. At that point, its best to get him inside and warmed up.
🎮 Has and will consume bugs he finds. He doesn't go out of his way to find them, but if he notices them, he'll eat them. Its probably due to his plant mutations.
🎮 In autumn he can sometimes grow pumpkins in his foliage. He's very self conscious about it, and if not removed quickly, it can start weighing him down.
🎮 Needs to be pruned bi weekly. If he has too many wilted leaves/vines, he'll start showing signs similar to extreme anemia. Paleness, lethargy, etc.
🎮 Despite what one may think, while he is affected by weed, he cannot grow it himself. It is unknown why this is.
🎮 He has a pet army of bees, hornets, and wasps. The flock around him in the spring and summer months and seem to listen to him if he talks to them. Its a symbiotic relationship, they pollinate the flowers that grow, which makes him feel more energized, and the bees let him harvest their honey without needing smoke. He's started selling it for some extra cash.
🎮 Can eat rotten foods without consequences. Its basically compost, as long as it isn't processed.
🎮 Grows seaweed if he's exposed to seawater.
Other headcanons!
🎮 Extremely rough around the edges, but he's a good dude under it all. You know he started seeing you as a friend when he's hitting you up to play games with him in competitive mode.
🎮 Loves watching glitch compilations and playthroughs of hilariously broken games.
🎮 YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS MAN DOES NOT SMOKE POT YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF FUCKING LIES.
🎮 Has to heavily monitor his dad's bloxbook account. Its so full of bots and AI and the old man can't tell the damn difference.
🎮 HE'S HIS DAD'S TECH SUPPORT GUY YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE
🎮 Has beaten the shit outta of intruders because of his game lagging and costing him the game. This was when he was 13, and the criminals were trying to kidnap him for ransom.
🎮 While he doesn't live stream himself, he has appeared on several famous robloxian gaming streams.
🎮 His favorite games are 1st and 3rd person shooters, roguelikes, beat em ups, and fighting games. He also plays chill simulator games when having a bad high.
🎮 He's always been good with animals, even more so now with his mutations. They tend to flock around him when he gets his daily dose of sun. He looks like an alt Disney princess.
🎮 Will not hesitate to cuss the fuck outta someone who pisses him off. He will also throw hands.
🎮 Hates clicker games with a passion. Thinks they're lazy and idiotic.
It curls around various objects Two Time stands close to. It’ll curl around your thigh and wrist when they stand next to you! If you brush against it, it’ll flick rapidly, as if wagging.
Two Time is embarrassed, after all, they have no control over the tail, they flush and swat their tail away whenever this happens, it’s a rare moment to see them like this.
It also portrays their emotions. When they’re agitated, it’ll flick, just like a cat’s to show annoyance. When they’re in a particularly good mood, it’ll stick up confidently, swaying to and fro. If you somehow manage to frighten or sneak up on them, it’ll go jagged and flicker rapidly. It’s truly the cutest thing ever to you.
Along with that cat behavior, when they’re bored or you’re not around for them to unintentionally terrorize, they mess around with things, moving them around your or their cabin, sometimes just knocking small things over for no reason.
They absolutely love when you rub their head, just like a cat. Giving them scalp massages will calm their manic mood and somehow get them to stop jittering crazily or rambling about incoherent nonsense. It always ends up with them falling asleep in your hands.
They also cling to you. Like, excessively. The poor survivors have to watch this crazy cultist breathe down your neck, grasping the sides of your waist. They follow you around, but you don’t mind.
Although, it always manages to scare you whenever they use their stealth, even if it’s not their intent to frighten you. They’ll sneak into your cabin at night and tower over your bed, waiting for you to wake up. They only halt their terrifying actions when you invite them to cuddle under the covers.
Two Time will not hesitate to flop onto your lap in the common area while you sit on the couch. They’ll even bury their face into your thighs, even though it’s quite the lewd and embarrassing display to you.
(you’ll have to pry them off your legs)
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okay im sorry this writing was trash uhh I’ll probably do mafioso(?) or chance related hcs next🥹
summary : out of curiosity, you mess with mafioso's ears.
tags : romance, established relationship, bunny.mafioso, and fluff.
𝓷 𓏲 not my finest mafi work but i needed some more bunny.mafioso
everything about mafioso flickered curiosity in your mind, yet your biggest interest was his bunny ears.
they were seemingly always perked up—alert, aware—and the only time you ever saw them somewhat relaxed was when he was sleeping. but even then, they held a certain stiffness that assured you he was still listening, and that sparked many questions from you.
why was he always so alert? did his ears ever relax? could they relax?
you had seen videos of bunnies with their ears flopped down, and a part of you couldn't help but query if his ears could do the same thing.
so, out of the urge to feed your curiosity, you decided to finally get answers to your questions by approaching mafioso.
he had been in his office all day—most likely due to work-related things—and while you felt slightly remorseful for disturbing him, that guilt faded once you opened the door to his office.
you peered inside while your eyes landed on the sight of mafioso sitting at his desk, and the irritated expression on his face softened once his gaze flickered up to meet yours. "what are you doin', doll?"
his words weren't filled with perplexion, but they were rather an invitation—one you happily took as you entered his office. the door was shut behind you made your way towards him, and he turned in his chair so that he was facing you.
his hands moved to rest against your hips once you stood in front of him, and you took note of how his ears stuck out of his hat. makeshift holes had been previously made, and you could note where the fabric had been messed with before your attention rested back on mafioso.
"nothing...i'm bored."
you felt his thumbs caress your hips while he raised an eyebrow, "why do i have a feelin' you're only tellin' me that because you're about to do someth—"
his words were cut off by you lifting your hands to graze his ears, and they immediately twitched against your skin while his shoulders tensed. the grasp he had on your hips tightened, yet despite his actions, you noticed how his ears partially drooped.
and that made your eyes widen.
mafioso appeared to note your excitement, for he let out a low sigh. "you came in here to mess with my ears?"
"they're cute!" you remarked while you moved your hand lower, and you gently touched the back of his ears. "plus, i just wanted to see how you'd react."
instead of informing you to stop, mafioso only fully wrapped his arms around you before placing his chin on your chest. a low hum echoed from him, and every touch seemed to make his ears twitch more before they eventually flattened against the side of his head.
a light flush coated his face, and you could only assume it was out of embarrassment, though you only continued to mess with his ears. they were soft in your grasp, and his reaction was only making you want to continue.
a small smile sprawled on your lips, "are you enjoying this?"
your taunting words only resulted in him moving one hand to grasp his hat, and he removed it before tossing it aside. he then pulled you closer as he wrapped his arm around your waist again.
instead of placing his head on your chest, he straightened his back before hiding his face in the crook of your neck, and his reply to your question was somewhat muffled.
"no..."
though, the way you could note his tail wagging underneath his coat said otherwise.
OOOOOOHHHH MY GAAAWWWDDD ohhhh OOJHHHH MY GAWD OHHH OHHHHHHH OMY GOD OHHHHHH oh my god. im literally screaming on a dt callw ith my friend IM SCREAMING AND IM BEING SO ANNOYING OH MYGODD HI COLIN HIIII HI HI HI WHY ISNT HE SAYING HI BACK
anyway, im doing this because i refuse to write a fic(i suck)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Fucked out, most of the time. Likes to cuddle, kiss, or crack open a witches brew. He’ll occasionally shimmy to the shower and rinse off. Griefer falls asleep fast, and refuses to let you leave.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Boobs. No matter what size, they’re getting grabbed. Suck, flick, lick, or pinch.
Mmm..for him?? Probably his plant features. Ever since you said his plant features looked good on him, he loves them. He’ll have you trim them or trim them himself.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Loves seeing his cum on you. On your face, stomach, thighs, and god forbid, your chest.
For you? Griefer cannot get enough of your taste. He likes it almost as much as his witches brew. Your pussy is not safe from his wicked tongue any time you guys get together.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Vine play. Definitely thinks about lubing up a thicker vine of his and shoving it in and out of you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
You’re probably his first partner LOL. This stinky gamer hasn’t gotten ANY game ever before you guys got together. He only jacked off, really. (Griefer was very sensitive when you gave him his first handjob. Didn’t last 2 minutes.)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
As long as he can see your chest, he doesn’t give a shit. Probably when you’re sitting on his lap.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Chuckles and cracks a joke often.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He has a green, leafy happytrail. I SAID IT. It peeks out on his stomach and it’s literally a trail of leaves. He’ll trim it, just to keep it clean. (it blooms flowers during spring and summer and he gets hella embarrassed.)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Will kiss you, hug, and whisper how good you’re being. He thinks you’re the hottest and most beautiful Robloxian he’s laid eyes on.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Absolute gooner before you came into his life. Jacked off often. But now, he has a beautiful partner who can help. If you’re on a mission or adventure, he’s jacking off to photos of you, no doubt.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage with his vines. He’ll let them wrap around your arms, legs and feet.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His bed most of the time. It’s comfy on the blankets. Although, he doesn’t mind bending you over his desk and fucking you.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you wear anything revealing. Even just a simple low cut shirt will have Griefer popping a boner right then and there.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that would hurt you or being super rough. He’s serious about that. He already tried to kill you numerous times when the venomshank took over his mind, he’s already super guilty about that. He hates the idea of injuring you again.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Absolutely monster at giving head. Your legs are shaking. He loves giving. Receiving is fine for him, but just pleasing you with his tongue is good enough to make him cum in his pants right there.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Medium speed.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Relatively fine with it. Doesn’t happen often, though. Only when you’re about to leave for an adventure and he’s moping about you leaving.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Probably not. Like I stated, he doesn’t want to hurt you at all, despite his rough and reckless demeanor. He apologizes profusely and halts his thrusts if he causes you any discomfort.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
2-3 rounds. His stamina is pretty average.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Doesn’t use toys. Although he’s game for vibrators.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Teases, but not to much. He pities the sad expression on your pretty little face when you pout about him not letting you finish.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Grunts, groans, and barely audible whimpers. When a rare moan slips from his mouth, he’s embarrassed.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Definitely has a sensitive cock. Around his head, and base.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
5.6 soft, 6.3 hard. Has a nice curve which hits in all the right places. He has an average physique, not chubby, though. Has muscle mass, can lift you up with ease.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
8/10 sex drive, like i said. This guy is a GOONER.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
10 minutes after you guys settle. He has an iron grip on you and is NOT letting you out of those covers.
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