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1999gorl

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WISH I COULD BREATHE

deadgrass

Oh. My. God.

sihro

odinsblog

America is Obama’s sad ex, and Obama is the ex who immediately glows up after the breakup. image credits: Jack Brockway

magicinhermadness

I can’t believe he’s really wearing less and going out more

omnybus

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

omnybus

I may have gone overboard with this

dawnrie-face

babblingbrookanimations

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

queenstravelingdarling

HEATHENS!!!!!

sprachtraeume

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

nosdrinker

bangs9-deactivated20130723

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

eelizabit

friday afternoon. dick out. feet splashing.

eelizabit

asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2

choose people who choose you.

showerthoughtsofficial

When you’re a kid, you and your friends hang out in your bedroom. When you’re an adult, you and your friends hangout everywhere in the house BUT your bedroom.