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*on a plane*: HELP is there a doctor on board??? philosopher, having his debby ryan moment: yeah, i have a phd :)) pilot: GREAT, we need to have an answer, stat. what was first, chicken or egg??

(inspo was a meme i saw about some historian on a plane answering some question about dinosaurs or smth)

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Characters from Arc of Scythe as incorrect quotes part 3

Rowan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case. Rand: Rowan, that's a coma. Rowan: Sounds festive.

Store Worker: Would Ms. Citra please come to the front desk? Citra, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Greyson and Jeri Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Greyson and Jeri, simultaneously: We got lost :( Citra: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Tyger: You know how I roll, Rowan. Rowan: Tyger: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

Goddart: There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Goddart: Skimmed milk. Goddart: Which is water that's lying about being milk.

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i'm so proud of this one🥺

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isn't he so cute? <3

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meet sticky washington <3

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Due to popular demand, Arc of Scythe characters as incorrect quotes part 2

Rand: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Rowan: My record is four, but I think I can do it. Citra: Do you take constructive criticism? Rowan: I only take cash or credit.

Tyger: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Rowan: Wednesay Tyger: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Citra: Okay, truth or dare? Rowan: Truth Citra: How many hours have you slept this week? Rowan: Rowan: ...Dare Citra: Go to bed. Rowan: I don’t like this game.

Rowan: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Faraday, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Rowan: Rowan: fsh

Rowan: Wait, are we flirting right now? Citra: I'm literally stabbing you. Rowan: That doesn't answer my question.

Greyson: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Thunderhead: How can you still say that? Greyson: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Rowan: I was arrested for being too cool. Citra: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Goddard: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve. Volta: I think you mean cards. Rand: He does not. Goddard, pulling three knives out of his sleeves: I do not.

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hargreeves is so stupid because if he had trained klaus properly to bring people back from the dead, he would've been able to bring back his stupid wife

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As a Klaus stan I know no peace

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Characters from Arc of a Scythe as incorrect quotes

Rand, furious: I’m going to take you out

Tyger: Great, it’s a date!

Rand: I meant that as a threat.

Tyger: See you at five!

Citra: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.

Rowan: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Rowan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Citra: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Rowan:

Rowan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Citra: On the count of three, what's your favorite birthday cake? One, two, three-

Jeri and Greyson, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Citra: Our turn, Rowan! One, two, three- vanilla!

Rowan, with serious face: I've never had a birthday cake, what is a birthday cake?

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Random characters from Umbrella academy as incorrect quotes

Five: Hey Vanya,

Vanya: Yes?

Five: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Vanya:

Vanya: WHERE'S LUTHER??

Vanya: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Five: I burned my tongue once drinking coffee.

Allison: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Diego: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Luther: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Klaus:

Klaus: I have emotional scars.

Allison: If you had to choose between Luther and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Five: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Luther: Five!

Allison: 63 cents.

Five: I'll take the money.

Luther: fIVE!!!

Reginald: I know you snuck out last night, Klaus.

Diego: Play dumb!

Klaus: Who's Klaus?

Diego: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Vanya: HELP! I TOLD LEONARD I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Klaus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Klaus: If Vanya and I were drowning, who would you save?

Five: You two can’t swim?

Klaus: It’s a hypothetical question, Five! Who would you save?

Five: My time and effort.

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Random characters from Riordanverse as incorrect quotes

Alex: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Magnus, amazed: Wow...

Blitzen, to Magnus: Well what does that mean?

Magnus: I don't know.

Magnus, to Alex: What does it mean?

Leo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Jason: Oh, you’ve been in jail?

Leo: Once. In Monopoly.

Jason: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?

Annabeth: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Annabeth: ... Or he could do that.

*Percy and Jason sitting in jail together*

Jason: So who should we call?

Percy: I’d call Annabeth, but I feel safer in jail.

Hazel: We need to distract these guys

Percy: Leave it to me

Percy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Jason, Annabeth, and Piper: *Immediately begin arguing*

Frank, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

*on Argo II*

Annabeth: Good morning.

Jason: Good morning.

Piper: Good morning.

Percy: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Leo: MORNING IDIOTS

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What your favourite Spider-verse character says about you

(I haven't read the comics so these are just characters from the movies and i didn't include characters like Aunt May, Uncle Ben, Doc Ock, etc., because I don't think they're many people's favourites)

Raimiverse:

Peter Parker/Spider-man: You're at least 20. I literally cannot see a teenager being in love with Tobey. Sorry not sorry. You are also lotr/star wars fan and probably have a good relationship with your grandparents/family in general lol.

Harry Osborn: You are probably depressed and have daddy issues (obviously). You need therapy. Now. You care about your friends and are super loyal. You would die for your loved ones. Literally.

Mary Jane: You're pretty popular and love being the centre of attention. You're a drama queen and care about yourself a lot.

Webbverse:

Peter Parker/Spider-man: You're cool and popular but still say you're not. You seem distant and cold but you're actually passionate about people and things you love.

Harry Osborn: You're depressed and bitter. World's unfair and horrible place, nothing matters and we're all gonna die. You hate most people and love broken misunderstood characters™. You need therapy. Or maybe you're just obsessed with Dane DeHaan, who's to say.

Gwen Stacy: You're the mom friend™. You love every single being on this planet and would love to save to world. You are unproblematic, an amazing friend, everybody loves you and a hopeless romantic.

MCU:

Peter Parker/Spider-man: You are just a ray of sunshine full of happiness. You don't have a lot of friends but you love them to death. You also need therapy because you hide your pain a lot. You are optimistic and see the good in people.

Ned Leeds: You are an amazing friend. You may not be popuar but you're really cool. You have a few friends and are literally a cutie pie.

MJ: You are an underappreciated genius. A little chaotic introvert with only one or two friends. You may seem cold for others but you love the closest to you.

Spider-man: Into the spider-verse:

Miles Morales: You love art or are theatre kid. Little rebellion never hurt anyone.

Peter B Parker: You're done with life. (Honestly, mood). You don't really like kids but they grow on you sometimes.

Peni Parker: You like robots, computers and/or anime.

Peter Porker: You like comics. And food.

Spider Gwen: You are probably a feminist and one of your other favourites is any spider-man.

Spider Noir: You have an old soul and like underrated characters™. You're mysterious and severaly overlooked.