respect the drip!!

[thexfiles]

i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day

[mothcub]

Wearing a huge t-shirt in the house… that’s fashion baby

[mothcub]

This is what it feels like to be a greek god probably

[cranky-clairvoyant]

they hexed the moon-

[bananatwinky]

Today’s sponsor is NOT audible

[cottagefaeries]

the tiniest lil onion teapot 🧅✨

[dykemd]

men not wanting to wear a mask is a female trait why tf u want ur mouth free?? to suck dick?? 🤨

[ihatewind0ws]

f-fnaf hallway 😳

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In case you wanted to have a bad day: Look up the black swallower. It's likely the reason we've decided to kinda just leave our oceans unexplored-

I am so fucking disappointed in you

[hungry-skeleton]

Vore fish

[jackest-jack]

I want it as a pet so I can feed it soda cans

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please do not use the swallower as a recycling bin

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[divination]

its v. important to compliment woodland creatures

[radiantretriever]

My brother talking to someone a room over: hey so it was like a rock boy and-

My brain for the next 20 minutes: rockboyrockboyrockboyrockboyrockboyrockboyrockboyrockboyro

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

me, age 14: i’m fucked up and evil and no one understands me 

me, age 16: i am just a normal teenager you can be friends with

me now: fucked up and evil again 

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction

[gunsandfireandshit]

[stealthboy]

mutuals do this

[advancedlawnmowingtechniques-de]

[virtualrealitygf]