Ankford's Tumblr

This is the tumblr of YouTuber Ankford! I reblog a lot of cool things and I do gaming videos! Enjoy your stay and check out the playlist :D

[ankford]

Would Ariel technically be the strongest Disney Princess? She can go from her dads palace at the bottom of the sea to the surface without having to worry about the pressure. That's gotta take some muscle.

[ankford]

Imagine Olsen Banden had come out in the Tumblr era

"Bøffen as the problematic fave"

"Egon is toxic"

"Yvonne and Kjeld are in a lavender marriage"

"HallandsenxEgon OTP slash fiction"

Fanart of Benny driving his brother to AA

[ankford]

This is your reminder that Rockstar Games are a bunch of union busting manchildren that fire employees that don't want to come along to the strip club. They abandoned the GTA V story expansions to hunt whales, the physical release of GTA VI will be an empty box with a download code.

[ankford]

Just taking moment to appreciate Elizabeth Taylor as Rebecca in Ivanhoe.

[ankford]

Do you think Superman knows any actual martial arts? I mean the majority of his opponents aren't superpowered. I'd like to think Bruce had a long hard talk with him about martial arts after his first superpowered fight.

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[importantcatpics]

[prettiestpear]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[sighinastorm]

The time-lapse animation of it is especially cool because you can more easily see Earth's (almost glassy!) specular highlight. We're so smooth! We're a shiny object! No wonder the Moon loves us so much.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#our spectacular highlight girl do u mean the atmosphere

[mysillycomics]

[commodore64]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[everythingfox]

Slithering snake

[warandpeas]

After over a decade of making webcomics, we’ve learned a thing or two.

One: people love to read funny stuff for free on the internet. Two: You have to peddle your wares sometimes, even if it feels weird.

We post our comics for free but also have to make a living. That's where Patreon helps: Supporters get early comics, BTS content, and the satisfaction of knowing they're keeping us just functional enough to continue drawing instead of getting real jobs.

War and Peas | Patreon

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[grickle14]

It was true.

[alientitty]

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