Brains & Beauty

[nzdad-deactivated20170410]

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

[madeinamurica-deactivated201711]

Yass

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

[extra-stuff]

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

[itsabear]

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

[wolf-of-wall-st-deactivated2019]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[jonstavk]

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

it be like that sometimes

[faggottt]

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

[bob-belcher]

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[jonimtchell]

we have to stan

[qh-deactivated20170215]

when one of ur mutuals becomes mutuals with another one of ur mutuals

[lovequotesrus]

“Love is giving someone the power to destroy you…but trusting them not to.”

—

Everything you love is here

[catchymemes]

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same