Secret Yeti Shaq Attack

...also known as Anniezard's tumblr. Contains: video games, cartoons, fanfiction, and other things you don't care about. If you're here for my drawings and not my winning personality, check out the "My Doodles" tag. More, old, and discarded nonsense found at my Devart page. Also responsible for Ask Abrasive Tali.

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[spookcataloger]

[silly-slacker-person]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy Trinity

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[oberonsson]

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

[anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019]

😮

[garrettauthor]

Oh NO.

[treacleaergia]

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

[dirtyriver]

Alicia Archer

[ex-sang-uination]

my bi heart………

[ohmightysmiter]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

[nyx-belial]

*dies*

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit.

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[justanotherass]

link: sidon, I’ve run out of red crayon

[elderflowercrown]

lokean affirmations™

[drpathetique]

The fools let me become an MD, and I didn’t even have to cheat.

[apocrypals]

Hi Benito and Chris; I'm catching up on the new podcast. I want to again extend my apologies for questions I've asked in the past on Chris' other podcast, that had no real use beyond stirring the pot of needless debate, and I promise to refrain from that from now on. So, is the story of Jesus Christ an isekai?

First of all, I hate this.

Second, yes, I think it is, but a reverse one where the protagonist is originally from a world of million eyed beasts where everything is made of fire crystals and then wakes up as a baby in a world of tennis shoes and mayonnaise

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[thatdisasterauthor]

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

[ruffboi-mags]

what a precious fucking nerd!!!

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[rootbeergoddess]

This is the most perfect post on this hellsite

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

@corvidscorpse said: People who aren’t morosexual just don’t understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass

DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesn’t even question people moving into his house without asking and he has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything he’s actually supposed to do. 

every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity 

[wind-to-your-sails]

Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them

[idishido]

Howl’s real name is just Howell which is one of the most generic welsh names ever and is like a guy named Steve going to a fantasy land and naming himself Stev.

[whetstonefires]

Howl is supposed to be totally ridiculous yes but also supposed to abruptly in the middle of the story turn out to be Extremely Relatable.

We turn the black knob to the Mysterious Destination and afterward Sophie is more confused than ever (though not by much because she isn’t interested enough) but the audience has abruptly had ‘incomprehensible fantasy chaos wizard’ transmogrified before our eyes into an easygoing perpetual grad student with no job prospects whom nobody takes seriously, except he has a secret magic life, which is in fact only slightly less stupid and even more off the rails than the normal one.

poetry.

[ice-feast]

Just want to add: being invested in rugby does not make a Welshman a jock. It just makes him Welsh

[isserley]

As a longtime filmfan, this discourse makes me Real Excited to read the book.

[belgianwhovian]

so I thought this was about howl’s moving castle

[mikkeneko]

it is

[whetstonefires]

it is, in fact, about Howl’s Moving Castle. the adaptation was. not the most faithful ever. 😂

[kattahj]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I just have to celebrate Howl’s glorious trash can personality again.

[sjw-dipper]

“Breathe looks like a thin, cropped tank top with mesh panels to keep the user cool. While it’s normally tight fighting, Breathe contains a smart alloy material called Nitone that, when electrified, loosens the garment. It’s battery operated and can be adjusted with a remote controller, so the user can discreetly change how tight the binding is – there’s no need to change their clothing or go into a private space in order to take a break. There’s also an optional feature that will automatically loosen the device when the user is playing a sport.”

A UK design student hopes this wearable will make chest binding safer, easier and more comfortable for transgender and non-binary people.

[laslloronas]

His name is Miles Kilburn ✌🏽

[traumaticbackstory]

I wasnt gonna reblog it till his name was said cuz I havent seen that anywhere till now

[adhsea]

it says it in the article yall just dont fucking read

[sjw-dipper]

god thank you

[visual-infinity]

The blue glow of this glacier cave in Iceland

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[spacedewey]

I guess this is how I’m processing what we’re all going through right now. I had the stray thought, “What is Spider-Man doing during all this?” and this happened. On the one hand, it’s kinda sloppy and inconsistent, but on the other hand, I had the idea Sunday night and I’m posting this Wednesday night. 5 color pages in 4 nights is pretty good work. Anyway. Hope everyone’s safe out there.

[elidyce]

This is brilliant and I love it. 

[medievalthymes]

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

[medievalthymes]

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

[creations-by-chaosfay]

Bluprint, formerly known as Craftsy, is offer all their online classes (1300+) free for the next two weeks.

Take advantage of this. Learn to sew, quilt, embroider, knit, and many other skills.

[aurorajay]

This is amazing! There are tons of courses here for people who want to make clothing and costumes. Over 200 on sewing alone

Get better at what you love to do!

[lizzgotheretwice-blog]

literally how my brain works