Nigel Farage: I won!
UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement
Farage: But I won!
UK: Yeah, you won. Your prize is, we're still going to continue that investigation into the suspicious amount of money you were bribed with. You utter twat.















