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Another Persian Cat for auction!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/324407092457

This persian cat room guardian has resin face that is an exact copy of the original cat featured in countless memes. It sits about 8.5" tall and its coat is made with faux fur that is very soft. This cat has a bloodstone crystal heart. The hands and feet were cast in resin for extra durability and hand painted. The neck, arms, and tail have a posable wire armature inside so you can bend it into different positions. Remember to treat every room guardian as you would a piece of art and not a toy. They may be durable, but they must be posed and handled with care.

Tiny knife not included.

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Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

clownchronicles

Him: tell daddy how much you like that dick

Me: 😒 it’s alright.

youngblackndgifted

Him : this my pussy baby ?

Me: 🙄I mean it’s mine , but we can share it .

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askfordoodles

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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Stage 5: Mlem

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OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

jellies-moved-deactivated202006

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

sasukepositive-deactivated20191

every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

ursquirmingbeeschurger

I mean have you ever met an 11 year old

joyfulsquidward

11 year olds have the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed

yay855

That is literally the story of Fullmetal Alchemist.

shejla24

reblog this in 30 sec or your lips will disappear in 2019

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Can’t risk it

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me on dec 18th

oh yeah baby that’s right

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ditzyalpaca

fish are friends. not food.

jennytrout

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

azaraspirit

that double take though LMAO

sharkboxes

ginger-ale-official

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

socialistexan

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

unified-multiversal-theory

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

auntiewanda

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them.

willowofthehearth

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

source

radioactive-dingo

hey since that season is coming up again!

fluffy-raccoon-artist

To my American followers. Don’t support Salvation Army. Not only are they homophobic as shit, but I’ve also heard that they abuse a lot f homeless people. They only care about money, please don’t donate to them and give your money to charities that actually help people

ourmissallison

Never don’t reblog.

whitmerule

To be clear: this is specific to America. It is not necessarily going to be true for all countries. Please don’t boycott your own salvos without proper investigation: in many countries they do good work.

unclefather

me when i’m horny: i want to suck your d*ck through a straw

person: i want to kiss down your stomach all the way to your-

me after i’m done being horny: okay i’m done with that. stop being disgusting. anyways if you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!