Mermaid: Hey, Human? I've been arguing with my Terrestrial Biologist Friend about the possibility of a bigger, more dangerous version of humans that could exists in deeper forests far from the coast. Is that a possibility.
Human: I mean ... It sounds like you're talking about Bigfoot, who isn't real, he's just a Cryptid.
Human: I mean, what if I asked you about Megalomaidens?
Mermaid: Pssht! Those don't exists! We know they don't exist! They're just stories made up for tourism to deeper waters- But, come ON there's so much land Up there! Surely you're missing something-
Megalomaidens?
Megalodon Mermaids











