Erm... My mind is a blank

New, Scared, Disoriented. Currently not doing anything with my life. Please find me, follow me, chat to me. I need distractions.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Hasan Shares His Valentines Day Plans | Marie Kondo Sparks Joy With Hasan Minhaj

[kipplekipple]

This is so relatable and SO heartwarming

[bogleech]

Other people who give advice on “downsizing” your lifestyle: “you are a diseased prisoner shackled by your enjoyment of anything and if you don’t throw your collectibles in the garbage you are garbage yourself”

Marie: ”oh you’re happy having 100 more things than you need??? Maybe you should get even more.”

[coffeedrunk]

marie: you have literally no option but to pursue things that make you happy, and thus your very large pen collection cannot be considered junk, since it brings you joy

[callmearcturus]

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by…. Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about news, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

ETA: OH AND AFTER THE FACT one of the CNN ppl said that the cops claimed they gave three warnings to the crowd to disperse. There were reporters literally in the crowd, and didn’t mention hearing anything along those lines and where as shocked as anyone when the crowd was forced to move. So they’re fucking lying.

[calleo]

Bonus round: The church had no idea Trump was going to show up and were pissed off about it.

They didn’t want him there.

A voice memo from one of the clergy: https://twitter.com/MikevWUSA/status/1267620999647899648?s=20

[shitpolitics]

Footage of the police movement against the protesters before the photo op, from the perspective of an Aussie camera crew that was assaulted by the police.

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

[weirdness-is-good]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The chaotic energy here is off the charts

[r4cs0]

Fucking headshot

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

gran ain’t messin around

[sailor--spoon]

I’m 100% convinced that grandma throwing planters at just some kid is the entire reason the music is the flower duet

[musiclovechaos]

[politijohn]

If you were looking for a presidential response to current events, this is it.

[velvetvetiver]

[velvetvetiver]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Canada today:

[schweetheart]

New Zealand:

[robertmitchum]

[wrenrouge]

stan twitter sending so many fancams to this police app that they managed to shut it down is fucking hilarious lmao

[violaslayvis]

[zvaigzdelasas]

Minneapolis police shoot TV reporter & camera crew with some sort of projectile (5/29/20 evening)

[unaveragealien]

Actually this is Louisville KY. Wave 3 is a local news station that covers Kentucky and Indiana and the people there are protesting the death of Breonna Taylor. I know that us Kentuckians might be small compared to Minneapolis, but please don’t forget Breonna or the seven people who were shot the other night during protest, one in critical condition. You may not hear as much about Kentucky, but when the news station literally says Louisville, this is just lazy.

[notjustanyannie]

This reporter was shot in the eye and permanently blinded. By the cops.

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

This is terrorism

[geekandmisandry]

"She said protesters took her to hospital after the police shot her, giving her medical supplies and acting as her eyes after her own became bloodied and swollen."

Emphasis mine, in case anyone needs reminding on who the villains are

[angels-dining-at-the-ritz]

[crowleysuggestion]

switching babies? how hard can it be?

[aziraphalesuggestion]

[choidaehoon]

You and Kevin are the best couple I know.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[grammatically-incoherent]

→ Wuntch time is over. BAM! Had it both ways. No regrets.

[importantsecret]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday