It was fine || For a while

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[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[wizardjpeg]

NO dry men allowed in my tower. grease bottles are outside the front door. get busy

[mother-duster]

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

[ofhouseusher]

i n s a n i t y

[hookayy-deactivated20211224]

What kind of girls are you into

girls out of my league  

[wolfsteps]

I hope your day is as good as my ass 

[mysharona1987]

[grimoireofuisce]

me, crushing dried rose petals next to a glass of milk: so anyways, there I was, moon water spilling off my altar and a lit candle next to my paper towels, i was naked and couldn’t leave my circle in fear of invoking the wrath of the wraith, so-

my friends, concerned: dude.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY PART II:

mortician speaking into their little recorder or whatever: they seem to have a lethal level of jello in their body. also they were shot repeatedly with a gun

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

[groupthinker]

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[hungwy]

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there

[zsnes]

god i wish women would take me seriously and wouldnt laugh at my cargo shorts bad breath and laughable political ideology that i got from youtube and reddit

[sailorbrazil]

despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

You call yourself a farmer and you don’t have a piece of wheat sticking out of your mouth? disgusting