Heroes Don’t Exist

Hello, I'm Sky! I sometimes post things that are NSFW as well as spoilers. Good thing for you is that I know how to tag! ;) Though, really, consider this fair warning. I mostly blog about Sherlock and The Hobbit. Oh, who am I kidding? If it's to do with Martin Freeman, there's a really good chance it'll be on my blog! :D THIS IS NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG. For a list of my tags to avoid Sherlock and/or The Hobbit spoilers, click here. Feel free to contact me through my ask box or you may e-mail me at [email protected]. I tend to answer asks privately.

[itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople]

If John Watson was a bed.

I bet there are purple silk sheets under there…

[fuckyeahfightlock]

The best thing about this is the anthropomorphizing of the bed AS John Watson, not like, “Sherlock’s new bedding seems kind of like a Freudian (pillow) slip.”

This bed it totally John. And here is Sherlock.

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Mycroft:

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Moriarty:

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Molly:

(poor thing, single bed)

Greg:

[itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople]

Mrs Hudson:

[itsnotgonnareaditselfpeople]

And, of course, Irene Adler:

[88thparallel]

Fandom, never change 😂

[simpleanddestructivechemistry]

now I have seen everything 😂👌🏻

[loveinthemindpalace]

This is the greatest thing…

[love-in-mind-palace]

Who wants to sleep in John *raises hand*

[thelostsmiles]

I like my John and Sherlock together :)

[holmesianscholar]

LMAO WHERE IS THE LIE

[sherlohomora]

Mary Morstan as a bed:

[one-thousand-splendid-stars]

oh my god it got better. Also, Anderson: 

[sherlockmetaland-blog]

Can’t forget Stamford.

[love-yellow-door]

Eurus was always on the lookout for a new duvet cover….

[melsesowieso]

We’re all mad here.

[sherlohomora]

Redbeard as a bed:

[sailormatt221-deactivated202205]

this post is a gem!

[johnlockismyshockblanket-deacti]

OK, this is, like, THE BEST. I love this frickin’ fandom, I swear.

[sarahthecoat]

this keeps getting better.

[holmezyan]

Reblogging again cause Anderson’s bed is hilarious lol

[steadymentalityengineer]

This got so much better since i saw it the last time!!

[thesaltofcarthage]

OH MY GODS BEDLOCK IS BACK

has been a year? is that why this is coming around again?

[bakerst233b]

Redbeard as a bed adlgkjadlgkaalsdk

[ba-ba-baker-street]

BEDLOCK AU I’M SCREAMING

[whodwantmeasaflatmate]

Bedlock keeps getting better and better!!

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Forever reblog. I love this fandom!

[sherlockwatson-holmes]

Always reblog.

[purpleplusher]

BEDLOCK! Also Mummy and Papa Holmes

[the-signs-of-two]

This gem of a post just increases in craziness and loveliness for each time I see it.

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

Colored Lineart commission from Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour for tinseltowncloud. Thank you, lovely!

John could only shake his head. Without breaking eye contact, he took a step forward into Sherlock’s personal space and registered the quirk of Sherlock’s brows just before he rocked up on his toes and pressed a kiss into the corner of Sherlock’s mouth.

He heard the click of a camera and stepped back again. Sherlock’s lips parted and he blinked suddenly big eyes at him. John cleared his throat.

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

Colored Lineart commission for tinseltowncloud. Thank you, lovely!

An illustration from The Progress of Sherlock Holmes.

He pulls back from me a little, his hand still on my back. Hesitating. I smile. Make a decision in a flash: don’t let myself think it through. I lean forward and kiss him. Let my tongue run along the edge of his upper lip. (Wine. Roast. Gravy. Almonds. The milkiness that is him.) He’s a little started by it, but slightly drunk; his reaction times are slower, his defences are down. Unrestrained. He’s unwound and trusting. (Even with me; maybe especially with me. Why not with me?) Lightly sucks my bottom lip. Grips my back. Hand slides up to my neck. His tongue. In my mouth. Odd texture against my own. Passion. My veins are all on fire. Lips. Wet. A clatter of utensils in the kitchen; water runs. (A reminder.) We let go. His hand slides off my neck. We stare at each other. Panting slightly (him; also, I notice a moment later, me).

Commision me here!

[snussyeating]

the fact is, john rickrolls sherlock constantly

he sends sherlock links to shit and is like “it’s relevant to the case” and sherlock falls for it every single time

[heimishtheidealhusband]

This really, really needs to be a thing. Fic, gifs, canon, I don’t care.

[threefootroo]

[the-signs-of-two]

Let me just say: YAS!!

[rominatrix]

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Watson’s step is everything.

[grassfire]

every time i blindly slide the usb-c cable against the lip of my ipad looking for the tiny charge port, metal scraping against metal in my dark bedroom

i think of that stupid fucking sherlock scene every goddamn time

[hijodelalunas]

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

wow these really good

[loveinthemindpalace]

holy shit

[silentauroriamthereal]

Daaaamn, Ben!! 😍

[leleonora2000]

Preparing to penetrate AREA 51 like:

[sherlock]

The Science of Deduction - Sherlock’s Blog

Friendly heads up to whomever it may concern. 

It seems that as of this year, the BBC has not renewed the domain to our poor buddy Sherlock’s blog, The Science of Deduction (http://thescienceofdeduction.co.uk/). Now really no one is going to read it. Don’t tell him.

If you remember, it looked like this:

John’s blog, (http://johnwatsonblog.co.uk), is still up and running (and even Molly’s blog and Connie Prince’s site are… who knows) but I can’t help but wonder for how much longer if this has been the case for Sherlock’s.

As a result of these events, I’ve created a “copy” of sorts (the best closest I could) of Sherlock’s blog here on tumblr for anyone who may ever just want to go back and check it out. Felt it was sort of my duty, in a weird way. There are some pretty funny comment exchanges in his forum, including his sort-of liveblog when John made him watch James Bond.

The copy blog can be found at thescienceofdeduction-co-uk.tumblr.com

Share the word if you like so that anyone who might be interested out there has a way of knowing, and maybe read up on John’s Blog as a precaution. You never know, they might put Sherlock’s back up some day. But I feel like having a back up wouldn’t hurt, no matter what. Thanks!

P.S. Keep in mind I really just made this copy to match on a desktop computer what Sherlock’s blog site looked like. While you can view it on mobile, viewing the blog in the Tumblr App will basically be non-functional. Open it in a web browser to really look at it.

[thenameisherlock]

[littlemisshamish]

comic #107: the case of the missing hetero

[johnlockismyshockblanket-deacti]

Wait I think I see it

[the-signs-of-two]

That addition tho

[finalproblem]

Something Sherlock Holmes and I have in common: We both managed to get our hands on John Watson’s birth certificate.

[Also on: Twitter / Pillowfort]

Yep, this is a scan of the actual prop from the show. Full transcript under the cut.

Keep reading

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

This is seriously cool.

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

Hang on a minute - 1971?  Didn’t that newspaper article in ASIB give his age as 37?  Did that ep take place in 2012?  

I know I’m not gtreat at math, but something doesn’t add up.  :-/

[johnlockunicorn]

This is cool!

[the-signs-of-two]

Shout out to Moftiss for making John’s mother Doyle’s second wife.

[robertseanleonard]

[ceruleanmindpalace]

Body Language

[gayeddies]

i understand why they had to remake the pilot…. it was just So Much

[silentauroriamthereal]

Was this not the actual dialogue in the Gay Pilot™️?

[beejohn]

The whole hug scene without Mary

So I was rewatching TLD a few days ago and I remembered I always wanted to see that scene without Mary having it constantly interrupt so I re-edited it (I had to leave some small bits with her but there’s no dialogue), to see how it actually looked like, supposing John doesn’t have schizophrenia and, you know, it’s just two people talking. (Or how Sherlock might have seen it).

[the-signs-of-two]

Just a quick reminder that John and Sherlock literally walk into one another in TBB, that’s like the oldest romantic comedy cliche in the whole world.

Just a quick reminder that John and Sherlock literally walk into one another on Shaftesbury Avenue 20 m from Piccadilly Circus, the exact spot where homosexual men historically would come looking for partners and/or meeting up with their partners.