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AJ, 22, spend my days taking care of animals (feel free to ask me questions about your pets). This is where I make the jokes that my Facebook friends can't handle. My boobs have hit the ride shut down button at the most popular attraction in Walt Disney World twice in the last calendar year. If I ever don't get a job because of my internet presence, it will be because my roommate posted a funny story about my vibrators on her blog.

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[mecha-moira]

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

[punkrorschach]

The what now

[the-scottish-costume-guy]

The 1 o clock gun. 

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump. 

[punkrorschach]

Hey quick question, Scotland

What the fuck

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[pr1nceshawn]

Turning Your Tinder Profile Into A Strip Tease.

[baby-lugia-deactivated20250102]

@slime-moon

[advanced-procrastination]

This dude is in 3008

[argumate]

I appreciate the level of commitment he had to this concept.

[theslaybymic]

[tellyjpg]

iconic

[blowpopsandwifi]

Still relevant

[freakyasshoesluttypussy]

Stupid white people

[totally-tai]

really simple…..

[ur-not-my-average-taco]

only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair

[nearlyzero]

Truly memorable

[teenwitchtia]

White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.

[anovertureofcats]

Why the hell would you say “That can’t be true” as if you know better than the person who has the hair on their own damn head

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sorry, bro. (via JonesTaiwan_)

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

[respectfulmemes]

[duckuwu]

I’m legitimately crying right now at this news. When the celebs you put your trust in and step up like they should. Oh, man.

[perpetuallyfive]

His comments are pretty great too: 

“My entire career is tied up with the man,” Smith said of Weinstein on his podcast Hollywood Babble-On. “I just wanted to make some fucking movies, that’s it…. And no fucking movie is worth all this. Like, my entire career, fuck it, take it. It’s wrapped up in something really fucking horrible.”

Though Smith says he was unaware of the allegations against Weinstein until the recent onslaught of public accusations, he still claims responsibility. “I know it’s not my fault, but I didn’t fucking help,” Smith told his podcast audience. “Because I sat out there talking about this man like he was a hero, like he was my friend.” He added, “I didn’t know the man that they keep talking about in the press. Clearly he exists, but that man never showed himself to me.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Good for him both for doing this and acknowledging that not knowing about the accusations doesn’t change anything

[plain-flavoured-english]

‘No fucking movie is worth all this. Like, my entire career, fuck it, take it.’

I almost cried at reading this. I’m so used in the film world to hearing the rape and exploitation of women treated as some sort of unfortunate but necessary evil, like, oh, of course it’s terrible and of course I don’t support it but the important thing to focus on here is the movie, I mean would you really rather live in a world where Woody Allen and Roman Polanski never made a movie, I mean women are raped every day but how often do we get a film as important as Annie Hall or Chinatown? So yes, it’s terrible, but we just have to try not to think too much about how the sausage is made, the suffering of women is sad but mundane compared to the significance of Male Art

And for a filmmaker to come out and actually say no, ‘no movie is worth this’ because real human suffering is more fucking important than art, makes me simultaneously so happy and so sad because I’ve literally never heard anyone say it before

[loosesealbluths]

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

[lifeunderthewaves]

Underwater by morgane0401 Processed with VSCO with c1 preset

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[britishbeardicism]

Rekt

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Visual storytelling

[perilousechidna]

Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.

[phantoms-lair]

DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. This is what rabbit tracks in snow look like

No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post

[jennyloggins]

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[ghostsandgoblins]

[autoxenophile-deactivated201807]

STOP NORMALIZING BEHAVIOR

[dangerousfishmonger-deactivated]

If you do things, fuck you.

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG