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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

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Alpine mountain views 16-20/? - Tour du Mont Blanc, June 2019

photo by nature-hiking

pitbolshevik

"parasite in chief in her idiot hat" still makes me fucking cry laughing

pitbolshevik

husband

christianstepmoms

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

avvocarlo

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

twotommyolivers

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

himitsusentaiblog

Japanese Spiderman is a man of many attributes and a few contradictions.

inkskinned

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

hooray4skeleton

Yakuza is just that kind of series

dingdongyouarewrong

hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

dingdongyouarewrong

this post is making its rounds in catholic tumblr… idk what y’all are up to but glad you’re enjoying it. have fun reblogging idk pictures of joan of arc and rosaries

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people make a lot of touch-starved gay jokes about Lush but the truth is it’s not a gay experience, it’s a human experience. no one is safe, no one is immune.

you walk in there for the first time thinkin’ I’m gonna buy some hand soap today and then some dude who smells like something impossible, like he’s being described by a YA author, he smells like lavender, leather, and the steam coming from hot pavement after a short summer rain,

That guy. He comes up to you and he asks if he can help you sample something. He leads you to a small, metal basin of water. It’s so pastoral, it’s so quaint. You can imagine it sitting beside your bed with a porcelain pitcher in your farm cottage for you to use to wash your face in the morning.

He rolls up your sleeve a bit, and you awkwardly apologize for not doing it yourself, and he says it’s fine.

Sir LeatherRain gently rinses your hand in the warm water, and then he dries it off attentively. Then he massages some of the product into your palm. It’s the cinnamon bean massage bar. He says “don’t you love how it feels warm as you rub it in?”

He’s making more direct eye contact with you than you’ve ever made in your entire life.

As he finishes, a woman who smells like coffee beans and pink-skied winter sunrises approaches and says “oh I LOVE that product.”

You know it’s about the sell. It’s transactional, but you’re in love. You can’t help it.

You’re also More uncomfortable than you’ve ever been in your entire life.

As you walk away to the register, you clench your hand and unclench it like Mr. Darcy when he touches Elizabeth Bennet’s hand to help her out of a coach.

tackywizard

As someone who’s worked at Lush I assure you it’s just as weirdly intimate to be the one rubbing lotions into other people’s skin

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

oh thank god

hogwartsaheadcanon

Lush has some bizarro magic going on i once wore a hat i’d knitted into a lush shop and one of the staff members casually complimented it and i went home and i got half way through knitting them one to take into the shop as a gift before i realised how fucking whacked out a thing that would be to do like i was ensorcelled there was spell work upon me

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obsessed with this

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Every response to this post is like:

“what kinda of Lushes do you have in the U.S??” even though this post was about my visits to a Lush in Dublin and in Exeter respectively

“thank you for warning me to never go to Lush” (fair)

“yes I’ve had this same experience”

“I am a Lush employee and it’s weird for us too” (thank god)

“I am a Lush employee and I am aware of my power”

“um actually Lush employees only do this for beautiful people. a Lush employee once murdered my entire family how dare you”