ansreighxx

here to shitpost and read fanfic 💚 21

[the-muppet-joker]

I NEED TO LOCK IN. I NEED TO BE NORMAL. I NEED TO BE RICH.

[dramatic-dolphin]

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[plangentia]

20 years of neil !!!

[julius-caeser]

senate, are we cooked?

[julius-caeser]

oh man :(

[akagamie]

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[cobaltaugustao3]

My constant struggle when writing PWP

[countdown-to-the-ides-of-march]

ey, wanna stab Caesar?

[gumdrops-stuff]

[the-muppet-joker]

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

[ansreighxx]

happy pride month to ead and sabran and ead and sabran only #ihateniclays

[ansreighxx]

just finished the priory of the orange tree and i have to admit something

this is how i pictured niclays every time