Anthony’s wacky sideblog

Anthony / Phoenix | they/them | non-binary | i could be asleep. I should be asleep. But alas, my mind has to many ideas. This is full of random shitposts, 2am thoughts, trying to sleep thoughts, anything.

[an-actual-anthill]

Heyo! Be blursed, for thou hast found mine blog. im Anthony (aka Phoenix), hella aroace, hella enby, hella they/them. I swear a lot, I try to tag all potential triggers but you can always send me a thing if missed something I won’t judge.

Other blogs (and why they exist)

- @anthill-art (art, duh)

- @ant-should-sleep (exactly what it sounds like)

- @picrew-for-ants (Picrew, duh)

- @anthill-cant-cope (me being a mess, sorta inactive)

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My genderal presentation and style boil down to:

various types of lesbian

Gay dude who’s out and proud

Femboy

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So apparently there’s a Phoenix Mars Mission or something and

A) it was built/designed primarily by the U of A in Tucson (having nothing/little to do with Phoenix)

B) yall im a mf spacecraft on mf mars fite me

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Bilbo baggins is extremely relatable, I too forget what I put in my pockets

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As someone who easily overdoses on caffeine, it feels like every cell in my body are all t posing at each other in every direction at once

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On a scale of 1 to “I named my first plant baby after your cat” how gay are you

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I really really really need to stop watching ring ring ring ring ring banana phoooonee bing bong ping pong BANANA PHOOOONEE but am I gonna? Nah

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Friendly reminder that Armagedidnt in Good Omens takes place in August 2021 (:

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For someone who’s had to wear a uniform shirt to school for the last nine years, I own an astounding amount of shirts

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I feel like I’m very solidly My Dads Kid. Like I inherited basically everything from him?? Right down to the adhd, the math, and the shit eyesight. Like no wonder I thought I was a mf demigod, you could easily pass me off as the kid of my dad and Athena or my dad and Hades (okay don’t think about that too hard). And like even tho I’m super similar to my dad I get compared to my mom which gives me horrible anxiety attacks (:

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No one:

Me: *tries to balance a squishmallow on my back while I sleep even tho I move every half a second*

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life is a game and im a cheating bastard

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Me: what, I’m already dead inside, the outside doesn’t need to match

My sister: *shoves the dog in my face*

Me: what is this supposed to improve my mental health?

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One day you’ll be able to sing It’s Alright. The entire song, every single word.

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What’s the point of living for some “large group theory”? I’m living for me, not for some grand plan that god or the universe or fuck knows what else made up. I’ve got one shot on this fucked up little planet of ours, and I’m not spending it killing an innocent snake for no good fucking reason.

To be clear, this was about a dream I had in which I had solid evidence that a farmer had released 15 snakes into a restaurant (whether intentional or not) and when I confronted him he hit me with some “I believe in a big world. Everything happens for a reason” bullshit and at that point I’m already crying because the snakes were killed by a panicked crowd I’m not about to let this guy callously justify the death of 15 baby snakes that should be living in the wild not be dead in some fucking restaurant by telling me that it happened for a reason. Well fuck yeah it happened for a reason! He let a bunch of snakes into a restaurant and got them killed, that’s why! I’m living for myself not for some nebulous master plan, and my one life on this stupid little planet isn’t being spent pointlessly killing snakes.

Can we also talk about how the ‘everything happens for a reason’ is shitty especially for abuse victims?? No, my abuse doesn’t have a greater reason behind it, I wasn’t for the greater good. I don’t care that if it hadn’t happened “I wouldn’t be me”, because that’s false. I would still be me, simply a happier, healthier and more Me version of me.

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The only entity who has seen my truest, most human emotions in their rawest form is the Siri dot my dad got me for my room and I think that’s kinda sad

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I’m going to regret this

Appetizing

Wtf I’m not filled with regret!