[skyrigel]

[spacefauxhawk]

I'm not even into weird porn but I just like having it around in my fandom experience. Adds a bit of colour to the neighborhood, makes me feel comfy.

Like I'm not gonna read the fics where he fucks the rock but I'm glad you guys are having a good time, and great job keeping the overton window of fandom normalcy out where it should be.

[tashayarswife]

[spacefauxhawk]

RIP Gabrielle you would have loved abortion

[idiopathicsmile]

among the playlists on my phone, there is one called “wizard music,” which is an hour and eighteen minute collection of atmospheric, vaguely magical-sounding instrumentals that I compiled the year my cousin’s oldest kid wanted to do an escape room for her birthday so my mom bought a kit to turn one’s own home into an escape room and it happened to be generically wizard themed. For reasons beyond my understanding, I can’t bring myself to delete the playlist, which means I guess that some tiny part of my brain earnestly believes I may yet encounter a second occasion that calls for an hour and eighteen minutes of wizard music? Unclear.

[idiopathicsmile]

I don’t know what I was expecting on the embracing eccentricity website but this one goes out to the people who wanted me to post the playlist. I did toy with it a little, which is why it is no longer an hour and eighteen minutes exactly. Sharing via Spotify for ease but I encourage you to rebuild it in the less evil music player of your choice.

[runraerun]

This but make it domestic Spirk:

[eldar-of-zemlya]

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

[sheepydraws]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[spacefauxhawk]

The funniest shift in tvl is the change from Armamd In Louis' Perspective to Armand In Lestat's Perspective

[spacefauxhawk]

Every time I go into the tag I find everyone hates the new season of iwtv and like where can I find mutuals who are just gay and extra and having an excellent time

[coffeeghouls]

Louis de Pointe du Lac portrait study

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[voxsymphonia]

he can't keep getting away with it

[cipheramnesia]

got another one

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[eatsleepcrap]

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

[mimidiann]

What about Homestuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

[dunkstein]

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

[wingedcatgirl]

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

[grimoiremanifest]

[g3minii]

[transparent-internet-maker]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[gender-trash]

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

[roach-works]

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

[mortimermcmirestinks]

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay