Anthony Wonders

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[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[surprisebitch]

class lecture:

1 + 1 = 2

homework:

Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left?

exam:

You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish in the patio running to the store to purchase 57 commodities. What is the volume of the water bottle in mm³? 

[wolffieworldorder-deactivated20]

lifehack: replace all your friends with vacuums

[anthonywonder]

Me when I send an x at the end of a message: oh, it's just friendly, they'll get that

When someone sends me a message with an x at the end: what does this mean? What are we?

[anthonywonder]

first semester goals: get a 4.0 gpa, do all readings and have comprehensive notes, attend all my lectures, start my papers three weeks in advance

second semester goals: don't kill myself or become an alcoholic

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[arigransde]

Visit Original Link

Ariana Grande - Side To Side (ft. Nicki Minaj)

[justluvme-deactivated20200524]

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[thatoneweeb]

rated E for egg

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