The ocean is gay

Geologist. Geraniums are rude flowers.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[sweet4ngell]

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[sufficientlylargen]

0 hours of sleep will have you thinking things like "I am a stranded horse covered in beautiful, ill-advised whales that can never die" and "I bet I can fix this with dynamite".

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[dailycatsblog]

[gayvampyr]

important things happening in r/cats

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sacred-portal]

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[okaydays22]

[omegaversereloaded]

[thissweetenamor]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[hack-from-kirby-64]

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you