if I could learn to twang like a rubberband

rosie, she/her | professional lucky girl!

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Happy Hanguang-June

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inspired by this stamp

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Glaubst du die Koalition weiß, dass sie Friedrich einfach ersetzen können? Wissen unsere Bundespolitiker vom Artikel 67 des Grundgesetzes?

Die CDU hat ihn ja nur Kanzlerin werden lassen wegen seines jahrelangen Psychoterrors. Vielleicht haben sie jetzt zu viel Angst davor, dass er komplett abdreht, wenn sie ihn absetzen.

Wer auch immer sein Nachfolger wird - eines nachts kommt sie/er nach hause und da lauert Fritz in Dunkeln, American Psycho Style -

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Ein Gespenst geht um auf den Fluren des Bundestags

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the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#in fairness they do do literally the other fëanorion approved method of magical item disposal #glorfindel: we could do like maglor and throw it in the ocean? #elrond: no we’re doing like maedhros and jumping into a volcano via @lesbianlanval

*at the council of Elrond*

Elrond: Alright, everyone listen up. We elves have 4 methods of dealing with Accursed Fucking Objects™, as demonstrated by my four parents. 

Number 1, the Elwing Method or Mom Method. This is to hide the accursed fucking thing away and keep it safe and close. This is highly not reccommended if the object can take over its user like the ring can, and Sauron will be searching for it, so this method is out of the question. 

Number 2, the Earendil Method or the Dad #1 Method. This is, send the accursed fucking thing across the sea or to some higher power. According to Mithrandir, the Valar will not take it and Tom Bombadil wants nothing to do with it, so this is also out of the question. 

Number 3 is the Maglor Method, or Dad #2 Method. This is to yeet the accursed fucking thing into the ocean. In this case, it is not a good idea as Ulmo will be very upset and we will still have to contend with Sauron. 

The last method is the Maedhros Method or the Dad #3 Method. This method is to yeet yourself into a volcano while holding the accursed fucking thing, and also the method we will be using. You will not have to yeet yourself into the volcano, only the ring, don’t worry, Frodo.

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Those…those really are the four methods aren’t they?

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@procrastinationonvacation how dare you hide this in the tags

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Listen, Boromir knows 1 (one) ancient elven story and damn it, he’s going to ride that horse until it dies.

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pogoda wiosną jak ubierzesz kurtkę vs jak nie ubierzesz kurtki

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pick a side

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starting a collection

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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wgat did u say

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[ID: a tweet from @lullabylarva that says “i don’t freak unless froken to”

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Oyster mermaid~

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ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

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Best thing i found on Pinterest 🏰

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Richard Beymer, who played Benjamin Horne in Twin Peaks, took a remarkable series of black and white, behind the scenes photographs during the filming of the original series’ final episode in 1991. With David Lynch’s permission, Beymer used his own Olympus camera to document the final days on set after the in-house photographer had left due to the show’s cancellation.