Things got out of control

20, gender fluid, weeaboo with an ADHD problem and social anxiety - she/he i don't care * Slytherin Pride INFP-T

[cat-memes-only]

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[protect-and-love-animals]

The most beautiful puppy that you’ll see today

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[surprisebitch]

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

[jujanon]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[homoschedule]

a text i thought i would never recieve

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[thefourtwentytimes]

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

[roseystims]

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

[roseystims]

[lemon-hancers-deactivated202212]

[catscenter]

[stability]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[maxofs2d]

check out this cute transparent ghost that i made for your blog!!!!! :D

click and drag!

[lemxyne]

What kinda gay ass yeehaw glitch is this 😂😂😂😂