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You just sold your soul in comments under a Tasty Buzzfeed video. You sold it for a pita recipe, since it’s impossible to buy them where you live.

You’re waiting for the Satan to send the papers, after receiving them you’ll have 13 days to hand him your soul.

Before the papers arrived, but after you got your recipe, you changed the comment from “I’d sell my soul…” to “I’d sell a soul…”.

pancakewriter

everything have a soul, so i just stomp on a spider and kill it.

sporkinventor

Well, almost everything. Everyone knows Ginger’s lack a soul

antrunfire

well it bc we sell our soul for a corn chip

motngaymuagio

Death

kichimiangra

my kind of romance story

xxdoll-babyxx

Childs play films as John Mulaney quotes

Childs play:

Childs play 2

Childs play 3:

Bride of Chucky:

Seed of Chucky:

Curse of Chucky:

Cult of Chucky:

nerdadventcal

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

bizarrodf

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

antifamutant

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

theoriginalcrazyferelden

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

hesaidsidhesaid

He W H A T

lollitree

I had an idea

sonsyejin-deactivated20210429

i’m seeing yall worship t*rantino’s ass with his new movie and conveniently forgetting he spit on uma thurman’s face, choked her with a chain and nearly had her dead during a car scene because he didn’t want her to use a stunt double in kill bill

sonsyejin-deactivated20210429

i’m just gonna add some stuff that people reblogging have mentioned:

he also choked diane kruger until she literally passed out so it could be more realistic

he’s racist again and again and again in his movies, casting black actors as an excuse to say the n word in scripts

is a roman polanski apologist

knew about harvey weistein’s abuse of women for YEARS, and even laughed it off when uma thurman went to him about it

cast emile hirsch in his new movie, even though he legitimately assaulted and strangled a female producer a few years ago

here’s the link to uma thurman’s interview to the new york times last year

some of these have actors defending him because he regrets such choices now, but many of these aren’t even old occurrences so…. y’all really wanna see his next movie featuring a beautiful old hollywood actress who was cruelly murdered by a cult?

1000heartbeats

He also told Spike Lee years ago that he was blacker than him.

Today he snapped at a reporter for asking why Margot Robbie doesn’t have more lines in the movie.

smallswingshoes

Tarantino is a fuckboi

geekandmisandry

Oof that reminds me:

He is defending the way he portrayed Bruce (week the main critic is Bruce’s daughter) and said that he DID say he could beat up Ali and that his ex wife says so in a biography she wrote…except that she wrote that OTHER people said that and that Bruce always refused to get involved. Another source said that Bruce would actually say that Ali would beat him, easily.

But he told his critics (see: Bruce’s daughter) to read the book…when the book was written by the critics mother. I think his daughter would know what her mother thought more than Quentin “it’s been 5 minutes since I had an excuse to say the n word and I’m dying alive” Tarantino.

Mansplaining to a woman what her own father was like based on him misreading her mother.

As Shannon Lee herself said of him:

““He could shut up about it. That would be really nice.

“Or he could apologize or he could say, ‘I don’t really know what Bruce Lee was like. I just wrote it for my movie. But that shouldn’t be taken as how he really was.‘””

bloodytales

thehillwitch

TEACH YOUR FUCKING SONS!!!

TEACH YOUR FUCKING SONS!!!!

TEACH YOUR FUUUUCKINNNGGG SOOONNSS!!!!!!!!!!

stardewies

some tweets re: chucklefish for those of you who have been out of the loop like i have. many, many artists were exploited and never paid a single cent for their work on starbound.

while stardew is 100% a creation by concernedape and he split with chucklefish last year (which was the game’s former publisher), i think it’s important to know since CF is currently in charge of the switch and mobile ports (though sickhead and secret police are the actual porting teams behind it).

and some stardew specific info from twitter user @magiclueless: “For a case like Stardew Valley's, if you don't want money to go to Chucklefish, buy the PC/PS4/XB1/Vita versions or directly support ConcernedApe by buying his music on Bandcamp.”