It's tea o'clock somewhere.

[barcarole]

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, dir. Mike Nichols, 1966.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[elixandre]

you come into my house

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[zackisontumblr]

being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red

[happifying-things]

[gauntletspirit]

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

[margomoment]

how do u tell the difference between executive dysfunction, procrastination, and laziness bc fuck idk how to

[laranoa]

Idk if you were actually looking for an answer but I talk about this with my therapist a lot so heres his wisdom:

Laziness=You don’t want to do a task, so you choose not to, and you’re fine with that. You either dont care if it gets done or you figure someone else will do it.

Procrastination=You want to do the task, but you put it off because it seems difficult/boring/time consuming.

Executive dysfunction=You want to do the task, and intend to at that very moment. There is no significant reason not to, but you can’t because your brain is having difficulty transitioning between activities.

The key difference, he points out, is that if you experience guilt or shame from not doing it, then it’s NOT laziness, because those feelings indicate, on some level, a desire to complete the task.

The latter two have more overlap imo, but for myself, I think of it as whether you are having trouble confronting the task itself, or just the transition.

[jeanjauthor]

An excellent explanation!

[justarayoffun]

I needed this. I’ve needed this.

[ampervadasz]

Azigen !

[copperbadge]

Me: What good herding dogs! 

Camera: *pans over past the hula hoop*

Me: A TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT

[microsoftbob]

[brand-upon-the-brain]

[pleatedjeans]

[almightyalicia]

[mszamil-deactivated20220204]

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

[danisontnonfire]

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[zackkaroni]

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

[foulserpent]

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab