Anvita

the way to a man's heart is through his sternum with a scalpel

[romantic-musings]

littlebooknooks on instagram

[funnytwittertweets]

[cashcutie]

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

[rhodonata]

They always say the human body is 90% water but I’m different, I’m like 10% muck… 20% swill…

[rhodonata]

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though

[tastefullyoffensive]

Didn't see that one coming, but it somehow seems like that's what would happen.

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[cowboy]

this is a nathan for you bit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afloweroutofstone]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[marsixm]

lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

[ten-and-donna]

The Gays Bury You

[greelin]

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

[la-laborista-republiko]

I guess we have to have the 2001 conversation all over again, but: Stronger antiterrorism policies will not do anything about what happened on Wednesday. Everything those people did was already extremely illegal. Expanding the police state will do nothing but expand the police state. If you support "stronger antiterrorism policies" that means you support BLM activists copping a terrorism charge for marching, or some kid copping a terrorism charge for tagging a wall.

Fucking quit doing the feds' jobs for them

[40ouncesandamule]

We actually need to listen to black leftists, who have been saying the same fucking thing for over half a century, about what fucking works regarding the intersection of effective policy, state violence, non-state violence, and white supremacy instead of ducking the conversation for another half fucking century

[sexhaver]

[rbthemad]

holy shit i’m fucking tired

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

NOT AS TIRED AS OUR TROOPS!

[rbthemad]

hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap

[rochasaurus-deactivated20211230]

Nap? Wait until you’re a parent, then you’ll REALLY want to nap!

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[eternalgaylord]

naughty artists get sent to the swamp to atone for their sins

[flintandpyrite]

Inexplicably annoyed by men writing about knitting!

[ravengoodwoman-deactivated20180]

???????

[kakumei-no-tomoshibi]

[flintandpyrite]

The tags on this are extraordinary:

[sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040]

girlfriend: *does a completely harmless craft that she enjoys, creating something while she watches tv*

boyfriend: “what is this anti-feminist spinster shit, i’m so alienated”

[marzipanandminutiae]

this is literally why I feel like I have to apologize for sewing

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“sweetly oblivious old ladies” Hon I 100% guarantee to you that those old ladies are aware of you, your bloodline, your daily habits and your breakfast order and gossip about how rude you are as soon as you leave. 

“If you want to eavesdrop on someone, knit or sew or some sort of womanly craft. Men will act as though you are deaf and blind even when shown evidence otherwise.” - Tricksters’ Choice.

[shadowmaat]

“Well, that’s something you don’t see often,” said Cohen.

“What? A man throttled with pink knitting wool?” said Caleb.

-Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett

[vaspider]

liiiiiiiiiiterally this is why women knitters were used as spies in both world wars