Anxious Author

Just an anxious writer looking for advice and trying to get her work out there.

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!

them: that’s weird :|

me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!

them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!

[orbitiero-deactivated20210314]

fire snail.

[polyam-bug-wannabe-deactivated2]

:00000 fire snail

[anxious-author76]

I love fire snail!

[moonkitty]

i hate people who hate hairless cats

[moonkitty]

like!!! bitch!!! hes fucking pink!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[anxious-author76]

That face... It’s so cute!

[hug-me-brutha]

Something that would totally happen if Phineas and Ferb was still running:

Vanessa is at her dad’s place for the weekend and mentions off-handedly that only half the kids at her high school are vaccinated. Doof, being a scientist (evil or otherwise), is outraged that so many kids are at risk of getting diseases and remembering his own childhood where his brother would get all the vaccinations and he would just get sick all the time. He decides to take action.

“Behold, Perry the Platypus, the vaccinator-inator! With this machine I will vaccinate every highschooler in the tri-state-area!”

Perry just sorta stands there for a second and then gestures for Doof to continue.

(ok so this has been in my drafts for like a year and i feel like its a lot more relevant now)

[anxious-author76]

I love this

[bigmeatlord]

did someone say more professor membrane validation memes?

[sword-and-stars]

"nothing more than hot leaf juice" for the fic title thing

Zuko comes out as a coffee drinker.

Iroh doesn’t understand. How could any member of his family, his adopted son prefer bean juice over the dignified elegance of tea, the gentle ritual of the brew and the subtle flavor differences in each blend? Where did he go wrong? Was it his indulgence during Zuko’s anarchy phase? Was it all the MCR and Panic! At The Disco?

It turns out that not only is Zuko a coffee drinker, but he brews it strong enough to grow legs and push a car. No delicate flavors here, just a battering ram of coffee and caffeine directly into his veins, his go-go juice. He even buys a fancy machine with the reusable pods that you can use your own beans for. To protect the environment, Zuko uses as a selling point, but Iroh knows better.

Iroh knows that it’s just because Zuko doesn’t know how to live anymore without his Manatee Caribbean Delight coffee from Costco.

[mx-dorkboy]

Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

[mx-dorkboy]

Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.

[logically-asexual]

i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.

[kitvalkyrie]

THIS ^^^

[nyxwoven]

Also “I don’t know” is a commonly used sentence for children with ADHD/Autism. We DON’T know why we can’t do our homework. We DON’T know why we can’t eat certain foods sometimes. We DON’T know why we forgot to do a chore. It’s really distressing when you genuinely don’t know and people think you’re just lying or indifferent

[anxious-author76]

Holy shit, my parents actually had me convinced that I was just being a brat and I wouldn’t do/not do something without knowing why. I never knew others went through this too!

[eltiolimon]

I tried to do something cute

I failed...

[wormbgone]

@hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes I did it! I drew it

[eltiolimon]

"Cats are weird"

Husk deserves more love and Im not tired of saying it over and over again ♡

(I have more ideas for this xD)

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[anxious-author76]

This made me legitimately laugh out loud, so I must reblog.

[luciferissatan]

Im working on a fic and also wanted an excuse to draw his little sister.

[mynerdylockscreens]

quote lockscreens for fallout 4′s john hancock, by request!

like or reblog if you use these!

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[necronamicode]

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

[ask-undersnare]

Runt: l-lets see

[yumebfdotcom]

Hmm

[writingandpain]

Yes

[mechanical-sheikah]

For the funny one.

[the-one-and-only-allium]

ill try ig

[surviving-ardor-thriving]

I wanna seeeeeee

[surviving-ardor-thriving]

I’m doing it again UvU

[thechapel-deactivated20240706]

:0

[lirinstaalem-deactivated2024032]

i wanna see bitch

[incorrecthazbinquotes]

Alastor: Charlie, dear, are you sure you bought bell peppers?

Charlie: Yeah Al, I'm sure. Why d you think I didn't?

Alastor, shaking the bag: Cause they sure ain't ringing!

[anxious-author76]

I am so showing this to my girlfriend!

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

I follow him on Twitter. He’s made 3 other “batches” of these photos:

[el-shab-hussein]

The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!

[katsukizu]

King shit

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[isopodbug]

This is actually insanely useful tho

[anxious-author76]

And my faith in humanity has been restored a little.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[anxious-author76]

I’m bad about not doing this, but I know I need to start.

Also, the art’s awesome, I’m always so jealous of artists.

[bpdzoldyck-deactivated20181014]

As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too. 

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

[stillstreetjoshua]

This is something everyone should see. Thank you for sharing this.

[robotsandfrippary]

Transformers kept me alive. When the 2007 movie was announced I was going through an incredibly hard time emotionally. I saw the preview and every time I thought about killing myself I thought, “but then I won’t get to see this thing I’ve always wanted to see, good or not.” And it got me through.

I’m in a place where I live for myself now, but don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own.

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

don’t toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own

[anxious-author76]

100% this. When I first started having suicidal thoughts, I stayed alive for my favorite roleplay partner. The plot we were working on was really fun and the only bright spot in my life at the time. Because of her, I am still alive, and am now living to give myself an even better life.

(Side note, she and I are girlfriends now. ^^)