Queen Of The Nerds

Nerd (n.) One whose unbridled passion for something, or things, defines who they are, without fear of other people’s judgement.

[guy]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Sometimes you don’t get what you want, because you deserve better.

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

[blonded004]

dogs dont have hands

[canaydian]

[whitetrashlucy-blog]

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[beatlemeat-archive]

[fruityogurt]

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Dudes with $16 in their bank account be like… what if she’s using me for my money :(

[bassiter]

despite being a show aimed at toddlers, peppa pig remains as some of the funniest shit i’ve EVER seen

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vampires would be way more popular if they sucked fat.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, because the field probably isn’t hiring

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fate]

via weheartit

[tarrmacktaxi]

[meangirlnurse]

taking dogs places is just so funny to me. they have no idea where they’re goin at any time. you just have like a whole animal in your car  

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite is real little dogs when people put them in their coats and they open them up like a guy trying to sell you a sketchy watch except instead there’s a chihuahua just kinda hanging out in there 

[meangirlnurse]

dogs never know what’s happening and they’re extremely ok with that and just kinda go along with whatever we’re doing and it’s just really fucking funny

[siegfriedandroy]

yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes 

[siegfriedandroy]

ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976

[carryonmyfallencas]

a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.

[isnt]

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