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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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almost home
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official daine visual archive
YOU ARE THE REASON
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The Bowery Presents
Jules of Nature
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@anxiousbridget
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you find someone who is gentle to you. May you get a person who sees you and figures you out, only to be consistently kind and understanding to you. Someone who finds it easy not to prod you where it hurts, and to respect that some things are uniquely painful to you. Someone who has the patience for all of your triggers, without trying to fix them. Someone who lets you take all of the steps in your recovery on your own, but cheers you on, on every step of the way.
Elmo losing his shit over Rocko is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
(Accidentally have two of the same clip at the end)
someone: what does anxiety feel like
me:
anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles
Have you considered that you might be a reindeer?
did you just fucking know this
when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”
Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters
Rugrats (1990-2006)
Her confidence is up to HERE.
Her face says it all.
she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today
Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni
Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.
Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.
ALSO IF YOU HAVE A FIRE START LIKE THIS: smother the fire with either a pan lid or baking sheet, or use salt or baking soda. Turn off the heat source if possible (in the vid you can see him turn off the burners, very good) Do NOT use water! Do NOT use water!
Water added to a grease fire will immediately turn to steam and carry droplets of flaming grease everywhere
this turned from a vine remake to a safety tip thread, nice job people
This is truly the Hotel California of websites
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY
BLEGH
“What’s that?”
“I feel a disturbance”
people need to shit on rural rich people more. rural rich people are all like “i’m hardy countryfolk because i don’t live in a city i’m so rugged my family owns a ranch that i never worked on but i visit i’m very off he earth which is why my big ass pickup is totally spotless i’m one the toughskinned people which is why i have a stable of horses like a cowboy except the horses are just pets and for competitions and i don’t realize owning horses just for those purposes is like one of the oldest symbols of ostentatious wealth”
This bitch named Hunter works at the same store I do and he's all "oh I'm a COUNTRY boy, I live on a FARM." Buddy, your barn is bigger than the apartment complex across the street and meticulously well painted, you live literally two blocks outside of town, you AND your dad have boosted Ford F-150s that haven't ever seen a speck of mud, and you bragged to me today you were going to the JOHN DEERE DEALERSHIP TO PICK UP THE WORLD'S LARGEST GRAIN TRAILER FOR YOUR 10 ACRES OF FUCKING LAND. YOUR DAD DOESN'T EVEN HUNT ON HIS OWN DAMN PROPERTY. YOU'VE NEVER DONE REAL FARM WORK IN YOUR LIFE. IF I ASKED YOU TO HAUL HAY BALES INTO THAT SHOWBOAT OF A FUCKING TRUCK I THINK YOU'D CRY. YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A GOURD, HUNTER, A GOURD.
the way it’s august rn. sick and twisted
nothing to see here …… just olympic champion tom daley knitting in the stands whilst watching the diving
Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*
Some guy: what’s your favourite film?
Me: I have never seen a film in my life
Someone: tell me something about yourself
Me: *sweating* who??
quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.
