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if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

lesbianshepard

this might be my favorite post because it’s got archaeologists going ‘yeah you’ll never BELIEVE the crazy dildos those ancient fuckers made’

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kyanmas

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

silkirose

:/

silkirose

:0

did-you-know

On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was born at midnight during a lightning storm. The midwife thought the violent storm was a bad omen and declared he would be a child of darkness, to which his mother replied, “No. He will be a child of light.” Source

moongoer

#WHAT SORT OF BEDSIDE CONVERSATION IS THIS

#‘IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL’

#‘MA'AM IT IS A CHILD OF DARKNESS’

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niyarest

write your url by only using emojis

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#🔵🐼

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Okay, honestly…

How is it that the fourteen year old has nips, but the 28 year old clown man just has smooth mounds of nothingness like… what honestly is this?!?!?!

babyypants

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

kaleran

I’m officially not sorry for introducing you to ponify

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babygeena

My Queen.

optimysticals

I do love Dolly.

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Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

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