AoTMchan

KPop, mostly. A little bit of tech and writing on the side. I'll never again post something as good as what you followed me for.

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[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[whywontyoudiekingcracker]

[casspen-starlight]

don’t mind me im just reblogging

[spectralarchers]

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

[discowitchparty]

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

[woman-of-letters-04]

Completely innocent reblog

[hyenagamer]

The most non suspicious reblog

[olddukeofficial]

fun hobby

[heyitsyagirltrash]

I feel like we as a society do not appreciate fanfic writers enough. Imagine commiting to something you don't get paid for, not always appreciated, taking up a huge chunk of your time and the worst of all, some a**hole complaining that fanfic writing isn't actual writing.

So, thank you fanfic writers.

[femaleidols]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whatelsecanwedonow]

A symbol to the nation. A hero to the world.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[weonsinnombre]

[robotsandfrippary]

I love the flight response when it’s triggered by something innocuous. This is the human equivalent of cats getting spooked by sudden cucumbers.

[kayas-wife]

I hope they bought that guy a new lunch. He really dropped his croissant

[catchymemes]

[katswenski]

But seriously, please vote. Many states are not accepting ballots that arrive past November 3rd, and the postal service isn’t guaranteed to deliver on time now that it’s less than a week out. Here’s a fun article giving the lowdown on ballot deadlines! Whether it’s in person (with a mask!) or by absentee ballot, please make your voice heard! My website – My Instagram

[catchymemes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I’m pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

[vicholas]

[scottpilgrimirl]

november 5th, 2020

[sheikah]

31 Days of Halloween - What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[anais-ninja-bitch]

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

[klbmsw]

[rahzy-l7-deactivated20210306]

Ok, I showed this to my conservative, trumpet mother and do you know what she said. Can you guess.

She said “don’t take him seriously”.

She’s past gone.

[jupiterjames]

I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but they’re always so profound. It’d be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:

“You’ve had that song stuck in your head for days. It’s driving me nuts, too.”

“Why are you making a grocery list in your head while we’re having sex?”

“Is that really what you think about my ass?”

“Stop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.”

“No, you didn’t forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.”

“Yes, that sounds much better in your head.”

“Is that really who you’re daydreaming about naked?”

“Less homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. I’m in a meeting over here.”

“It’s coffee you’re craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.”

“Thanks for the road rage thoughts. I’ll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.”

“If you think ‘knit, knit, purl,’ one more time, I’ll stab you with those needles.”

[nobodysflower]

why do you think you are drawn to writing stories about teenagers/coming of age? what interests you about that age, or maybe you feel the need to write a different narrative about those years? your writing is really gorgeous.

this is a good question. i think i feel sort of cheated out of that phase of my life because i had so much anxiety. i really want to understand myself at that age. why i was so hesitant and in denial. lately I’m interested in retrospection, so I’m rewriting some story pieces from the POV of a woman in her mid-30s, looking back on her past. i realize now that it’s important to think about how i might be in the future.

ultimately my writing is very selfish. i just want to understand who I was at 16, which parts of me remained and which parts died off. also I studied adolescent psychology in college so I have an academic interest as well... and thank you.

[aotmchan]

You put it into words! I too, often wonder about my teenage self; the insecurities and mental state of my adolescence. I sympathize with the kid, but I do not understand them.