dogmace

they/he | 24 | michif | brainrot blog

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[fruitblush]

Tattoo commission

[neechees]

victoria crowned pigeon chicken dancer? :>

(Send me a bird species & I'll draw a chicken dancer inspired by it)

A Victoria crowned pigeon for you!

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[blondebrainpowered]

Mechanical Dog, ca. 1390–1352 B.C., Egypt

Description from the MET: This leaping hunting dog can be made to open and close its mouth using the lever beneath the chest. Originally secured by means of a thong tied through the hole in the back of its neck and two in the throat, the lever was later attached with a metal dowel in the right shoulder. When the mouth is opened, two teeth and a red tongue are visible.

[faunlord]

[Brennan, narrating: —and they drop two heavy sacks behind them, one of which drops with a [small whimper], and the other drops with a… Robbie what noise would you make when you get dropped?

Robbie, off camera: OUGH]

I’m so glad Brennan is taking advantage of the format to do shit like this

[manu-script]

"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[capitanpoops]

oh no he's hot

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

[4nimal]

I turned them into individual transparent pngs if anyone wants those premade!

(Op lmk if you want me to take this down, I'd totally understand—on the other hand, I'd love to do it for the other public domain pieces you've done if that's ok!)

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[cornsumer]

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

[jame7t]

a cackling witch

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[chromaticabrasions]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[emmaklee]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]