I like anything fast enough to do something stupid

Courtney * Canada

[pettsson]

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

[majestic-fucking-eagle]

It’s October first, you know what that means

[scamhunder]

Happy September the 1st!

[katswenski]

“The Prestige”  (Bonus Panel) My Website – Facebook Page

[192nausikaa]

[light-of-eyllwe]

@beesplaybanjos

[thecrazytowncomics]

No One Forced You To Get Married

[alt-and-black]

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

[expired-blog-deactivated2020051]

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world

[doctorwhodisney]

Some people will get it

[peacefully-anxious]

Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away

[floatingwithobrien]

or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it’s okay

but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don’t look like you were waiting for them

and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk

and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple core like it’s a difficult task

i feel this too much

[iknewitiknewyou]

and stare at the glasses of water dying of thirst because no one has taken one

[inkrton]

listen here binch

[inkrton]

aahhhh!!!!!!

[jav0nine]

[mindfulwrath]

[person offscreen] oh no! [beardy person] ohh noo! [person crashing through wall] oHH YEEAAH!

[butchmachine]

This is a good and wholesome carpenter’s meme.

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

[inkblotgalaxies]

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

[your-forestlass]

@kilifilithorinandco

[hirilelfwraith]

“mew!” *grunt of agreement* “mew!” *grunt of agreement* *kitten climbs on top of man’s head* “mew!” *grunt of agreement*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The kind of quality content I need on my dash :D

[brainsbeautyandbunnies-deactiva]

Hehehe kitty kitty

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

So soft and cute and good :D

[babyanimalgifs]

Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.

more baby animals here

[gifbro]

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

I Get Jealous 🐱

[kimmykittenmeow]

I DO THIS SO HARDCORE

[apocalyptic-mess]

I need help!!

seriously people, it’s coming up on my 3rd anniversary with my bf and I have no frickin clue what to get him!!! 

I’m really crafty but for our 1st anniversary I crocheted him a full-sized blanket, so I can’t think of anything that really tops that? - also he hates anything knitted so that’s out of the question

paper crafts are also a no - we’re both very practical people and while I like scrapbooking and stuff, he’s pretty indifferent about things like that 

and a BIG HUGE NO to anything that’s cheesy - he’s my big cheese-ball but I cannot stand giving gifts that scream “IMMATURE JR. HIGH RELATIONSHIP” which is what cheesy puns remind me of

??????? What do I get him? Relationships stress me out!!

Any advice or recommendations?

[apocalyptic-mess]

i fucking hate anniversaries

whoever thinks that “cute & cheesy-you bf will love it!” gifts ideas are a real thing, just know it’s a lie. your boyfriend hates it. he just might love you enough to not say anything.