A Lizard You Can't Research

I am Joshua. But not only that, but I am in the top percentage of all Joshs. I have been called "reasonable adequate" by my peers. "you can catch flies with honey, but to catch honeys you gotta be fly"

[invinculis]

(Fullmetal Alchemist teams by Bak)

[michelleion]

ur fave is problematic: me

has abandonment issues

im never quiet

i will refer to you as “my friend” to other people if we’ve talked more than twice

[cherryangel-bpd-blog]

do you ever just think about how you wasted all your youth being depressed

[buttspice]

when you come into your room and someone’s there

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[abercrombee]

olivia is invited to pride

[onlytwitterpics]

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[enbyriot]

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

[melonmemes]

[berniesrevolution]

A day late but still worth sharing.

@Americas_Crimes

[theconcealedweapon]

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

[gnotknormal]

Oh wow. That’s…

[asrikins]

Late night burst of creativity so here’s some Johto starters I’m thinking of putting on some products :)

[earthlynation-blog]

A sea snake (Hydrophis elegans) has one lung, but also breathes through its skin.

[twinsfawn]

he’s so right

[thebootydiaries]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[bajn]

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

[pleatedjeans]

[olcarcajou]