yo

╘[◉﹃◉]╕ DO THE DANCE ╘[◉﹃◉]╕

[zootycoon-archive]

[exai]

[apprehend]

[realmymelody]

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

[mysillycomics]

[malamente1992]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[hotboyproblems]

[puppersofnewyork]

[dongboss]

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helltitty]

The bird’s name is Dog Water

[meshugenist]

i break into your house at 4 am and start monologuing at you with the talking animation of a warcraft 3 character

[meshugenist]

you: ma’am you are trespassing

me:

[coolxatu]

*kids in 2032 commenting on a hatsune miku video*: i was born in the wrong generation -__-

[unclefather]

anime is right but only once

[diamondnokouzai]

i just heard THE funniest exchange in my life

kid, talking to who i assume was his younger sister: wanna hear a joke?

younger sister: sure!

kid: yeah, i bet you would

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[web1-0]

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

[memedong]

hey

[web1-0]